#1031; The Caniterion Collection

Comic Transcripts

[[Two people are discussing movies.]]
Movie Buff: The movie was fine, but I kept thinking “But WHAT about Godzilla’s DOG?”
Movie Buff: How’s HE doing? Is he SCARED being in the middle of all this chaos? Or is he wagging his tail and waiting for a chance to lick his master’s scaly face?

Movie Buff: So THAT’s my idea.
Friend: Every movie remade from the perspective of the main character’s DOG.
Friend: Who was always conveniently just out of frame in the original.
Movie Buff: We can use STAND-INS for the main actors! We’ll only see them from the waist down most of the time!

Movie Buff: The BEST part is that our options are endless! There are HUNDREDS of movies in the world!
Movie Buff: NOW we can see what Batman’s DOG was doing while Batman was in that hole! Did HARRY POTTER’S dog BARK at Voldemort? OUR movie shows you THAT AND MORE!
Movie Buff: Don’t TELL me you’ve never wondered what AVATAR’S dog was up to during all that blue stuff! I know a way you can FIND OUT!

Friend: What if the movie already HAS a dog?
Movie Buff: WE OBVIOUSLY ADD A SECOND DOG

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Friend: What if the movie already HAS a dog?
Movie Buff: WE OBVIOUSLY ADD A SECOND DOG

{{header: let’s see that WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: (number of dogs in our movie) = (number of dogs in the original) + 1}}

#1031; The Caniterion Collection transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.