NORMAN: Thanks for coming! Please, come on in. You were very highly recommended by my friend Bernie.
THELMA: UGH! What's that smell?
NORMAN: ...I don't smell anything?
THELMA: Of course you don't! You're MARINATING in it. You're NUMB to it.
But oh! It's AWFUL!
It's like...Hmm. VINEGAR, certainly. Old chicken rotting in the trash.
Traces of...expired margarine. Wet animal. MISERY.
THELMA: A hint of sweaty FEAR. Were you nervous about inviting me over?
NORMAN: You can SMELL that?
THELMA: Oh, Norman. NORMAN.
Desperation REEKS from these walls. This morning, you ate great handfuls of pretzels through thick veils of tears. You will do the same tomorrow.
NORMAN: You're RIGHT. You're absolutely right. Oh GEEZ.
THELMA: I have seen this horror before.
Only ONCE.
At YO MOMMA'S.
BERNIE: Haha BOOM I got you back!
{{Header: take a whiff at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: another patented BERNIE-BURNNNNN!!!}}