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[[A scene of otherwise tranquil suburban life. Busy Juliet arrives home, eager for a quiet evening.]]

Juliet: Sorry I’m late getting home, the traffic’s all blocked for the Firefighter Memorial.

Juliet: Must have been a hundred of ’em! All in full dress uniform on such a hot day!

[[We see Arthur, the very image of bold duty in his own fireman’s suit.]]

Juliet: WAIT

Juliet: You’re all suited up. Don’t tell me you’re going to work /NOW./

Arthur: Of course I am. You said it yourself– all the firefighters are at the memorial.

Juliet: Honey, /NO./ Stay /IN/ this one time. Let’s just watch a /MOVIE./

Arthur: Baby, you knew when you married me that /THIS/ was the /LIFE./

Arthur: Mama /TOLD/ you not to fall in love with an arsonist.

{{header: it’s time for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: In your defense, Mama also told you never to eat near a windmill, so let’s take her advice with a grain of salt.}}

#837; The Smashed-Out Window of Opportunity transcribed by in

[[A scene of otherwise tranquil suburban life. Busy Juliet arrives home, eager for a quiet evening.]]

Juliet: Sorry I'm late getting home, the traffic's all blocked for the Firefighter Memorial.

Juliet: Must have been a hundred of 'em! All in full dress uniform on such a hot day!

[[We see Arthur, the very image of bold duty in his own fireman's suit.]]

Juliet: WAIT

Juliet: You're all suited up. Don't tell me you're going to work /NOW./

Arthur: Of course I am. You said it yourself-- all the firefighters are at the memorial.

Juliet: Honey, /NO./ Stay /IN/ this one time. Let's just watch a /MOVIE./

Arthur: Baby, you knew when you married me that /THIS/ was the /LIFE./

Arthur: Mama /TOLD/ you not to fall in love with an arsonist.

{{header: it's time for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: In your defense, Mama also told you never to eat near a windmill, so let's take her advice with a grain of salt.}}

In your defense, Mama also told you never to eat near a windmill, so let's take her advice with a grain of salt.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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