[[A scene of otherwise tranquil suburban life. Busy Juliet arrives home, eager for a quiet evening.]]
Juliet: Sorry I'm late getting home, the traffic's all blocked for the Firefighter Memorial.
Juliet: Must have been a hundred of 'em! All in full dress uniform on such a hot day!
[[We see Arthur, the very image of bold duty in his own fireman's suit.]]
Juliet: WAIT
Juliet: You're all suited up. Don't tell me you're going to work /NOW./
Arthur: Of course I am. You said it yourself-- all the firefighters are at the memorial.
Juliet: Honey, /NO./ Stay /IN/ this one time. Let's just watch a /MOVIE./
Arthur: Baby, you knew when you married me that /THIS/ was the /LIFE./
Arthur: Mama /TOLD/ you not to fall in love with an arsonist.
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{{alt-text: In your defense, Mama also told you never to eat near a windmill, so let's take her advice with a grain of salt.}}