Comic Transcripts

BONNIE: Honey, Baby, Sweetie.
We have to talk about this habit of yours.
JOHN: “Comin’ up ta me/ Pickin’ up my hand/ She looks real serious an’ I do not unnerstan'”

JOHN: “What…does…she got to say/ Sittin’ in the…middle of the…
month of May”
BONNIE: You make up these SONGS. All the time. All day long.
And they are not good songs. Not by any measure known to man.
You are not Wayne Brady, my love.

JOHN: “Month of May” was ACTUALLY a minor 1962 hit by the Indiana group THE CALENDAR LADS.
It was a B-side on their single “Labor Day, And I’m A-sweatin'” which reached about #8 on the local charts.
But that probably didn’t get a lot of airplay around where you grew up.

BONNIE: Also, you LIE.
PATHOLOGICALLY.
JOHN: You’re trying to paint this as some sort of CHARACTER FAILING, but I HAVE the LP!

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{{Alt-Text: Their other big hit: ‘This Memorial Day, I’m a Veteran…Of You.’}}

#432; In which Song rings forth Constantly transcribed by in

BONNIE: Honey, Baby, Sweetie.
We have to talk about this habit of yours.
JOHN: “Comin’ up ta me/ Pickin’ up my hand/ She looks real serious an’ I do not unnerstan'”

JOHN: “What…does…she got to say/ Sittin’ in the…middle of the…
month of May”
BONNIE: You make up these SONGS. All the time. All day long.
And they are not good songs. Not by any measure known to man.
You are not Wayne Brady, my love.

JOHN: “Month of May” was ACTUALLY a minor 1962 hit by the Indiana group THE CALENDAR LADS.
It was a B-side on their single “Labor Day, And I’m A-sweatin'” which reached about #8 on the local charts.
But that probably didn’t get a lot of airplay around where you grew up.

BONNIE: Also, you LIE.
PATHOLOGICALLY.
JOHN: You’re trying to paint this as some sort of CHARACTER FAILING, but I HAVE the LP!

{{Header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: Their other big hit: ‘This Memorial Day, I’m a Veteran…Of You.’}}

#432; In which Song rings forth Constantly transcribed by in

BONNIE: Honey, Baby, Sweetie.
We have to talk about this habit of yours.
JOHN: "Comin' up ta me/ Pickin' up my hand/ She looks real serious an' I do not unnerstan'"

JOHN: "What...does...she got to say/ Sittin' in the...middle of the...
month of May"
BONNIE: You make up these SONGS. All the time. All day long.
And they are not good songs. Not by any measure known to man.
You are not Wayne Brady, my love.

JOHN: "Month of May" was ACTUALLY a minor 1962 hit by the Indiana group THE CALENDAR LADS.
It was a B-side on their single "Labor Day, And I'm A-sweatin'" which reached about #8 on the local charts.
But that probably didn't get a lot of airplay around where you grew up.

BONNIE: Also, you LIE.
PATHOLOGICALLY.
JOHN: You're trying to paint this as some sort of CHARACTER FAILING, but I HAVE the LP!

{{Header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: Their other big hit: 'This Memorial Day, I'm a Veteran...Of You.'}}

Their other big hit: 'This Memorial Day, I'm A Veteran...Of You'

#432; In which Song rings forth Constantly

  — August 8th, 2008

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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