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[[A woman and a man are standing together among some plants.]]
Woman: So, I’m, ah… feeling a lot better. Since the accident. Hundred percent back to normal.
Man: Back to normal?
Woman: Well, you know. Ninety percent.

Man: Ninety percent.
Woman: Look, it’s fine. Really. I don’t even notice the difference anymore. You’ll get used to it, too, just give it a little time! In fact, it’s… I’d say it’s better than before. I can do more with it.

[[Woman draws a strange-looking weapon.]]
Woman: Would you like to see?
Man: I STILL NEED MORE TIME

{{header: cause injuries at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Ha. Hahaha. Pain is funny.}}

#433; In which Lizzie gets better transcribed by in

[[A woman and a man are standing together among some plants.]]
Woman: So, I’m, ah… feeling a lot better. Since the accident. Hundred percent back to normal.
Man: Back to normal?
Woman: Well, you know. Ninety percent.

Man: Ninety percent.
Woman: Look, it’s fine. Really. I don’t even notice the difference anymore. You’ll get used to it, too, just give it a little time! In fact, it’s… I’d say it’s better than before. I can do more with it.

[[Woman draws a strange-looking weapon.]]
Woman: Would you like to see?
Man: I STILL NEED MORE TIME

{{header: cause injuries at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Ha. Hahaha. Pain is funny.}}

#433; In which Lizzie gets better transcribed by in

[[A woman and a man are standing together among some plants.]]
Woman: So, I'm, ah... feeling a lot better. Since the accident. Hundred percent back to normal.
Man: Back to normal?
Woman: Well, you know. Ninety percent.

Man: Ninety percent.
Woman: Look, it's fine. Really. I don't even notice the difference anymore. You'll get used to it, too, just give it a little time! In fact, it's... I'd say it's better than before. I can do more with it.

[[Woman draws a strange-looking weapon.]]
Woman: Would you like to see?
Man: I STILL NEED MORE TIME

{{header: cause injuries at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Ha. Hahaha. Pain is funny.}}

close your eyes and take the prize

#433; In which Lizzie gets better

  — August 12th, 2008

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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