#431; In which a Plate drives Parker to Anger

Comic Transcripts

[[We see a commemorative plate on a stand. It’s decorated with an American flag and a bald eagle, and the legend THE CHOSEN LAND.]]
PARKER (offpanel): Look at that.
You KNOW it was designed by some callous jerk trying to cash in on honest folks’ patriotism.

[[Pan out to PARKER and DAVE doing something involving a ladle and a container inside a wooden frame.]]
PARKER: “Do you love America? Buy my worthless crap to prove it!”
DAVE: You don’t know that it was jerk-created!
What if the artist poured out his genuine feelings onto that plate?
Maybe there just happens to be a market of people wanting to express how much they share his sentiment!

PARKER: I guess I just wish more people would share MY sentiments.
DAVE: Well, who knows? Maybe they do!
Why not put out your OWN plate and see how it does?

[[Another commemorative plate, apparently PARKER’s. It says “EVERYONE PLEASE STOP BUYING SO MUCH WORTHLESS CRAP.”]]

#431; In which a Plate drives Parker to Anger transcribed by in

PARKER: I guess I just wish more people would share MY sentiments.
DAVE: Well, who knows? Maybe they do!
Why not put out your OWN plate and see how it does?

[[Another commemorative plate, apparently PARKER’s. It says “EVERYONE PLEASE STOP BUYING SO MUCH WORTHLESS CRAP.”]]

#431; In which a Plate drives Parker to Anger transcribed by in

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!