Comic Transcripts

GIBSON GIRL: …NEXT on our CAMPUS TOUR, we’ll visit the MAVIS P. JOHNSON LEARNING CENTER.

FATHER: “Learning center?”
GIBSON GIRL: It’s like a–what other schools might call a BUILDING, except instead of classrooms, it’s got MODULES.
For example, the JANICE S. BYERTON ARTS & LETTERS MODULE, the LAWRENCE N. SANDERS MODULE FOR MUSIC, the CHESTER & DORIS CODBERG MODULE FOR THE STUDY OF MODULAR EDUCATION.
VERY popular module.

GIBSON GIRL: Do you know your MAJOR HERMAN B. BELKNAPP MAJOR yet?
FATHER: We’re still undecided.
GIBSON GIRL: Great–so let me show you the WILFRED Q. & BARBARA K. WADDLESWORTH-STOATES RETREAT FOR ACADEMIC CONTEMPLATION & PERSONAL SELF-ACTUALIZATION!

[[The “retreat” is a chair perched on top of a stool, with a plaque leaning against it.]]
STUDENT: I want to major in Making Inscribed Plaques.
GIBSON GIRL: VERY big industry right now.

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GIBSON GIRL: ...NEXT on our CAMPUS TOUR, we'll visit the MAVIS P. JOHNSON LEARNING CENTER.

FATHER: "Learning center?"
GIBSON GIRL: It's like a--what other schools might call a BUILDING, except instead of classrooms, it's got MODULES.
For example, the JANICE S. BYERTON ARTS & LETTERS MODULE, the LAWRENCE N. SANDERS MODULE FOR MUSIC, the CHESTER & DORIS CODBERG MODULE FOR THE STUDY OF MODULAR EDUCATION.
VERY popular module.

GIBSON GIRL: Do you know your MAJOR HERMAN B. BELKNAPP MAJOR yet?
FATHER: We're still undecided.
GIBSON GIRL: Great--so let me show you the WILFRED Q. & BARBARA K. WADDLESWORTH-STOATES RETREAT FOR ACADEMIC CONTEMPLATION & PERSONAL SELF-ACTUALIZATION!

[[The "retreat" is a chair perched on top of a stool, with a plaque leaning against it.]]
STUDENT: I want to major in Making Inscribed Plaques.
GIBSON GIRL: VERY big industry right now.

{{Header: brought to you by WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: so...private school, huh?}}

so...private school, huh?

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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