Comic Transcripts

{{This one’s in color!}}
[[A MAN is startled by a TINY MAN in a bright yellow suit and top hat riding a falcon.]]
TINY MAN: HARK! I bring you DIRE NEWS of BETRAYAL!
MAN: WHAT the–HOLY CRAP IN A SNO-CONE!
I have GOT to fix that screen door.

TINY MAN: We hit the glass several times before figuring out the whole “window” paradigm.
Our warning may be TOO LATE!
Even NOW, your trusted wife is plotting to DESTROY that which you hold MOST DEAR!
MAN: It CAN’T be! They’re all safely hidden away!

[[Cut to WIFE removing something from a wall safe.]]
WIFE: I swear to God, if I NEVER have to watch another of these “BUFFY” DVDs it’ll be too soon.

{{Header: come on in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Now turn off the light! So we can find our way back outside.}}

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{{This one's in color!}}
[[A MAN is startled by a TINY MAN in a bright yellow suit and top hat riding a falcon.]]
TINY MAN: HARK! I bring you DIRE NEWS of BETRAYAL!
MAN: WHAT the--HOLY CRAP IN A SNO-CONE!
I have GOT to fix that screen door.

TINY MAN: We hit the glass several times before figuring out the whole "window" paradigm.
Our warning may be TOO LATE!
Even NOW, your trusted wife is plotting to DESTROY that which you hold MOST DEAR!
MAN: It CAN'T be! They're all safely hidden away!

[[Cut to WIFE removing something from a wall safe.]]
WIFE: I swear to God, if I NEVER have to watch another of these "BUFFY" DVDs it'll be too soon.

{{Header: come on in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Now turn off the light! So we can find our way back outside.}}

now turn off the light! so we can find our way back outside.

Color strip today, just for fun. Beards of our Forefathers includes ten strips that have been colored in a similar fashion.

I’ve been getting a lot of very kind emails from people who’ve received their copy of Beards and enjoyed it — thanks very much! If you really dug the book, one thing that’s very helpful to me is if you leave a review on its Amazon page. Let’s see if we can get some reviews on there!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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