#357; In which Mall Parking sucks

Comic Transcripts

[[Rain.]]
DOUG: Parking is gonna be awful at the mall today.
CHESTER: Then let’s take my car! I’ve got a disabled placard.
CHESTER: And, oh, man…it changes your life. You never want to go back to the before-times. It’s like getting TiVo.

DOUG: You’re not disabled! How’d you get the placard?
CHESTER: Some guys claim a mental condition. Others are hard-core and break their own kneecaps.
CHESTER: Me, I couldn’t find a doctor to sign me off…so I did the next best thing. I BECAME a doctor.

DOUG: There is NO way you have been to medical school.
CHESTER: I did look into it, but I couldn’t find a school that offered the one-week accelerated course I wanted.
CHESTER: So, long story short: my living room is now an accredited medical school.

DOUG: How in the world did you ever get accredited?
CHESTER: I just brought the certificate over from my garage. Oh, which is now an agency of accreditation.
DOUG: B-but how did your garage —
CHESTER: Let me just save you some time. It’s turtles all the way down.

#357; In which Mall Parking sucks transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.