Comic Transcripts

[[A dingy alley.]]
ED: Are you sure it’s a good idea to let Ted host Thanksgiving dinner?
ED: What with his crippling addiction to hallucinogens?
MAURICE: We’re his sponsors. It’s the least we can do. It’s all part of rehab.

TED: Thanks for coming, guys! We can eat pretty soon if you’ll help me catch the turkey.
MAURICE: CATCH? Ted, it’s two P.M., and you don’t have a turkey yet?
TED: Oh, no, I have one! It’s just…at some point this morning, he turned into a dinosaur, and then he started taunting me. I can’t catch him. He seems to be able to teleport.

MAURICE: Oh, Ted. And detox was going so well!
TED: LOOK OUT
QUIGLEY (a dino-turkey): YOUR SKILLS AT CAR REPAIR ARE WOEFULLY INADEQUATE

{{header: give it up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF DISMANTLING YOUR 1978 DATSUN 280Z}}

#356; In which Dinner proves elusive transcribed by in

[[A dingy alley.]]
ED: Are you sure it's a good idea to let Ted host Thanksgiving dinner?
ED: What with his crippling addiction to hallucinogens?
MAURICE: We're his sponsors. It's the least we can do. It's all part of rehab.

TED: Thanks for coming, guys! We can eat pretty soon if you'll help me catch the turkey.
MAURICE: CATCH? Ted, it's two P.M., and you don't have a turkey yet?
TED: Oh, no, I have one! It's just...at some point this morning, he turned into a dinosaur, and then he started taunting me. I can't catch him. He seems to be able to teleport.

MAURICE: Oh, Ted. And detox was going so well!
TED: LOOK OUT
QUIGLEY (a dino-turkey): YOUR SKILLS AT CAR REPAIR ARE WOEFULLY INADEQUATE

{{header: give it up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF DISMANTLING YOUR 1978 DATSUN 280Z}}

I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF DISMANTLING YOUR 1978 DATSUN 280Z

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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