Comic Transcripts

[[A woman threatens a man in a top hat, MACPICKLE, with a pan.]]

OLD NORA: I’ll NEVER sell this land, MacPickle! I’ve got too many cats buried in these fertile hills!
MACPICKLE: I THOUGHT you might still be STUBBORN. That’s why I brought along a bit of…

[[A large, muscular man appears behind MacPickle. This is JUNDLEY.]]

MACPICKLE: …PERSUASION.
JUNDLEY: An’ in case I’M not enough, I ALSO brought along a little…

[[Behind Jundley is an even larger, bearded man, SAXOR.]]

JUNDLEY: …INSURANCE.
SAXOR: And just for OPTIONS, I ALSO brought along my good ol’-fashioned…

[[Behind Saxor appears an enormous, muscular woman, JELLINA.]]

SAXOR: …GIRLFRIEND.
JELLINA: And because the dogs FREAK OUT when I’m not home, I ALSO invited along my VERY own…

[[Behind Jellina stands a small, ordinary-looking man with glasses, BIMBLEY.]]

JELLINA: …OTHER BOYFRIEND.
BIMBLEY: I’M just kinda doing the ride-along thing, as research for my podcast? It’s really great to meet you all!

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#1534; The Growing Threat, Part 1 (of 3) transcribed by in

[[A woman threatens a man in a top hat, MACPICKLE, with a pan.]]

OLD NORA: I'll NEVER sell this land, MacPickle! I've got too many cats buried in these fertile hills!
MACPICKLE: I THOUGHT you might still be STUBBORN. That's why I brought along a bit of...

[[A large, muscular man appears behind MacPickle. This is JUNDLEY.]]

MACPICKLE: ...PERSUASION.
JUNDLEY: An' in case I'M not enough, I ALSO brought along a little...

[[Behind Jundley is an even larger, bearded man, SAXOR.]]

JUNDLEY: ...INSURANCE.
SAXOR: And just for OPTIONS, I ALSO brought along my good ol'-fashioned...

[[Behind Saxor appears an enormous, muscular woman, JELLINA.]]

SAXOR: ...GIRLFRIEND.
JELLINA: And because the dogs FREAK OUT when I'm not home, I ALSO invited along my VERY own...

[[Behind Jellina stands a small, ordinary-looking man with glasses, BIMBLEY.]]

JELLINA: ...OTHER BOYFRIEND.
BIMBLEY: I'M just kinda doing the ride-along thing, as research for my podcast? It's really great to meet you all!

{{header: never give in, WONDERMARK.COM}}

sorry about your cats or whatever

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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