[[A woman threatens a man in a top hat, MACPICKLE, with a pan.]]
OLD NORA: I'll NEVER sell this land, MacPickle! I've got too many cats buried in these fertile hills!
MACPICKLE: I THOUGHT you might still be STUBBORN. That's why I brought along a bit of...
[[A large, muscular man appears behind MacPickle. This is JUNDLEY.]]
MACPICKLE: ...PERSUASION.
JUNDLEY: An' in case I'M not enough, I ALSO brought along a little...
[[Behind Jundley is an even larger, bearded man, SAXOR.]]
JUNDLEY: ...INSURANCE.
SAXOR: And just for OPTIONS, I ALSO brought along my good ol'-fashioned...
[[Behind Saxor appears an enormous, muscular woman, JELLINA.]]
SAXOR: ...GIRLFRIEND.
JELLINA: And because the dogs FREAK OUT when I'm not home, I ALSO invited along my VERY own...
[[Behind Jellina stands a small, ordinary-looking man with glasses, BIMBLEY.]]
JELLINA: ...OTHER BOYFRIEND.
BIMBLEY: I'M just kinda doing the ride-along thing, as research for my podcast? It's really great to meet you all!
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