Comic Transcripts

MCMURHPY: Makin’ some Hot Pockets, you gonna want any?
CAP’N JASPER: No way, man, that stuff’s all full of sodium.
CAP’N JASPER: Should call ’em “Heart Pockets.” Like, uh, your heart’s gonna be in…uh…in a pocket. Of sodium. Didn’t really think that one through.

MCMURPHY: So what. Everything’s got sodium in it. Same way they add fluoride to water.
CAP’N JASPER: Yeah, it’s a real problem. Our legislature is at the mercy of Big Salt.

[[The Capitol]]
SENATOR KICKBACK: You have some gall, Mr. Morton! There’s no way I’m adding this rider to the education act!
MS. MORTON: Unless I’m mistaken, Senator, you served quite a few margaritas at your fund-raisers. Went over well, did they? Now YOU need to do something for US.

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MCMURHPY: Makin’ some Hot Pockets, you gonna want any?
CAP’N JASPER: No way, man, that stuff’s all full of sodium.
CAP’N JASPER: Should call ’em “Heart Pockets.” Like, uh, your heart’s gonna be in…uh…in a pocket. Of sodium. Didn’t really think that one through.

MCMURPHY: So what. Everything’s got sodium in it. Same way they add fluoride to water.
CAP’N JASPER: Yeah, it’s a real problem. Our legislature is at the mercy of Big Salt.

[[The Capitol]]
SENATOR KICKBACK: You have some gall, Mr. Morton! There’s no way I’m adding this rider to the education act!
MS. MORTON: Unless I’m mistaken, Senator, you served quite a few margaritas at your fund-raisers. Went over well, did they? Now YOU need to do something for US.

{{header: keep it fresh at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: no! not the umbrella! not in the face!}}

#331; In which Nobody gets Goiters transcribed by in

MCMURHPY: Makin' some Hot Pockets, you gonna want any?
CAP'N JASPER: No way, man, that stuff's all full of sodium.
CAP'N JASPER: Should call 'em "Heart Pockets." Like, uh, your heart's gonna be in...uh...in a pocket. Of sodium. Didn't really think that one through.

MCMURPHY: So what. Everything's got sodium in it. Same way they add fluoride to water.
CAP'N JASPER: Yeah, it's a real problem. Our legislature is at the mercy of Big Salt.

[[The Capitol]]
SENATOR KICKBACK: You have some gall, Mr. Morton! There's no way I'm adding this rider to the education act!
MS. MORTON: Unless I'm mistaken, Senator, you served quite a few margaritas at your fund-raisers. Went over well, did they? Now YOU need to do something for US.

{{header: keep it fresh at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: no! not the umbrella! not in the face!}}

no! not the umbrella! not in the face!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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