LLOYD: Wow, what a great turnout! I didn't think this many people were interested in poison.
DR. HELFSQUIGGLE: Are you kidding? "Every Rose" basically defined a marginalized generation. It was like my anthem senior year.
LLOYD: Wait, are you talking about "Poison" the band?
DR. HELFSQUIGGLE: Totally! Bret Michaels basically raised me. Through the tape player in my Camaro. Oh! And I'm pretty sure the lyrics for "Ride the Wind" were at least partially inspired by one of my fan letters.
LLOYD: Is everyone here for Poison the band?
DR. HELFSQUIGGLE: Uh, yeah, hombre! I've already met up with "ratttrap" from the old listserv.
LLOYD: Well, I feel like an idiot now.
DR. HELFSQUIGGLE: Why, what are you here for?
LLOYD: Nothing. Listen, I'd skip the punch.
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