Comic Transcripts

[[XORTIMER and CLANCINE are reading inside.  A clanking noise gets steadily lounder.]]

SFX: CLANK CLANK CLANK

[[Xortimer and Clancine watch as young GIDRO runs into the room, toting a comically large fountain pen, a comically large horseshoe magnet, and a comically large nutcracker.  A  comically large fork tumbles out of his hands and his hat flies off as he runs.]]

SFX: CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

[[GIDRO retrieves his fork and yells hysterically at the couple.]]

GIDRO: I DON’T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!

[[Gidro flees and Xortimer and Clancine stare after him.]]

SFX: CLANK CLANK CLANK

[[Clancine returns to her reading.]]

XORTIMER: I feel like the fact of making the announcement makes the statement itself untrue.
CLANCINE: I’ll just wait to see the details on the news.

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#1449; In which Nothing is amiss transcribed by in

[[XORTIMER and CLANCINE are reading inside.  A clanking noise gets steadily lounder.]]

SFX: CLANK CLANK CLANK

[[Xortimer and Clancine watch as young GIDRO runs into the room, toting a comically large fountain pen, a comically large horseshoe magnet, and a comically large nutcracker.  A  comically large fork tumbles out of his hands and his hat flies off as he runs.]]

SFX: CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

[[GIDRO retrieves his fork and yells hysterically at the couple.]]

GIDRO: I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!

[[Gidro flees and Xortimer and Clancine stare after him.]]

SFX: CLANK CLANK CLANK

[[Clancine returns to her reading.]]

XORTIMER: I feel like the fact of making the announcement makes the statement itself untrue.
CLANCINE: I'll just wait to see the details on the news.

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let the people who get PAID to figure out what's going on do the work! I volunteer enough at the soup kitchen.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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