Comic Transcripts

[[Exterior of JORGE SANDERS’ house, which has suffered considerable damage.]]
MR. HINKEY: Tell me again what happened?

SANDERS: It’s just like I said in my claim. The house was attacked by a giant dog. Nothing I could do.
MR. HINKEY: Mr. Sanders, insurance fraud is a serious offense.
SANDERS: I’m fully covered. It’s right there in the policy. My premiums are all paid up.

[[The leg of BOSCO, a giant dog, is visible behind MR. HINKEY]]
MR. HINKEY: First you’ll have to prove that the damage was caused by a giant dog.
SANDERS: Would you turn around for a second, please?

BOSCO [[singing as he humps the house]] Oh baby I never meant to hurt you
MR. HINKEY: I’m pretty sure that’s a tornado

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#329; In which Sanders files a Claim transcribed by in

[[Exterior of JORGE SANDERS' house, which has suffered considerable damage.]]
MR. HINKEY: Tell me again what happened?

SANDERS: It's just like I said in my claim. The house was attacked by a giant dog. Nothing I could do.
MR. HINKEY: Mr. Sanders, insurance fraud is a serious offense.
SANDERS: I'm fully covered. It's right there in the policy. My premiums are all paid up.

[[The leg of BOSCO, a giant dog, is visible behind MR. HINKEY]]
MR. HINKEY: First you'll have to prove that the damage was caused by a giant dog.
SANDERS: Would you turn around for a second, please?

BOSCO [[singing as he humps the house]] Oh baby I never meant to hurt you
MR. HINKEY: I'm pretty sure that's a tornado

{{header: come back to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: insert obligatory 'act of dog' joke}}

insert obligatory 'act of dog' joke

#329; In which Sanders files a Claim

  — August 21st, 2007

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May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

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It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

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