EVAN: I've got it! I'm gonna sue everyone!
EVAN: And it won't matter if I have no case! They'll pay me to settle, just to avoid the even greater expense of going to trial!
EVAN: The perfect moneymaking scheme!
SEÑOR EUGENE: Hey! Scumbag! Get a real job instead of preying on people!
SEÑOR EUGENE: People like you are making everyone afraid of lawsuits, making everything everywhere more expensive!
EVAN: My friend, you've just volunteered to be my first victim!
SEÑOR EUGENE {{his hand raised to his ear}} : Huh? Oh, I wasn't talking to you. I'm on my Bluetooth phone.
SEÑOR EUGENE: Can you hear me now? How 'bout now?
SEÑOR EUGENE: That probably would've gone better if I'd actually been wearing an earpiece.
DEEPANKAR: Well, you didn't know he'd have the papers WITH him.
{{header: call it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: if you get one of those cheap phones with the candy inside, you can have the freedom to speak your mind PLUS delicious candy}}