Comic Transcripts

EVAN: I’ve got it! I’m gonna sue everyone!
EVAN: And it won’t matter if I have no case! They’ll pay me to settle, just to avoid the even greater expense of going to trial!

EVAN: The perfect moneymaking scheme!
SEÑOR EUGENE: Hey! Scumbag! Get a real job instead of preying on people!
SEÑOR EUGENE: People like you are making everyone afraid of lawsuits, making everything everywhere more expensive!

EVAN: My friend, you’ve just volunteered to be my first victim!
SEÑOR EUGENE {{his hand raised to his ear}} : Huh? Oh, I wasn’t talking to you. I’m on my Bluetooth phone.
SEÑOR EUGENE: Can you hear me now? How ’bout now?

SEÑOR EUGENE: That probably would’ve gone better if I’d actually been wearing an earpiece.
DEEPANKAR: Well, you didn’t know he’d have the papers WITH him.

{{header: call it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: if you get one of those cheap phones with the candy inside, you can have the freedom to speak your mind PLUS delicious candy}}

#323; In which it Almost Worked transcribed by in

EVAN: I’ve got it! I’m gonna sue everyone!
EVAN: And it won’t matter if I have no case! They’ll pay me to settle, just to avoid the even greater expense of going to trial!

EVAN: The perfect moneymaking scheme!
SEÑOR EUGENE: Hey! Scumbag! Get a real job instead of preying on people!
SEÑOR EUGENE: People like you are making everyone afraid of lawsuits, making everything everywhere more expensive!

EVAN: My friend, you’ve just volunteered to be my first victim!
SEÑOR EUGENE {{his hand raised to his ear}} : Huh? Oh, I wasn’t talking to you. I’m on my Bluetooth phone.
SEÑOR EUGENE: Can you hear me now? How ’bout now?

SEÑOR EUGENE: That probably would’ve gone better if I’d actually been wearing an earpiece.
DEEPANKAR: Well, you didn’t know he’d have the papers WITH him.

{{header: call it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: if you get one of those cheap phones with the candy inside, you can have the freedom to speak your mind PLUS delicious candy}}

#323; In which it Almost Worked transcribed by in

EVAN: I've got it! I'm gonna sue everyone!
EVAN: And it won't matter if I have no case! They'll pay me to settle, just to avoid the even greater expense of going to trial!

EVAN: The perfect moneymaking scheme!
SEÑOR EUGENE: Hey! Scumbag! Get a real job instead of preying on people!
SEÑOR EUGENE: People like you are making everyone afraid of lawsuits, making everything everywhere more expensive!

EVAN: My friend, you've just volunteered to be my first victim!
SEÑOR EUGENE {{his hand raised to his ear}} : Huh? Oh, I wasn't talking to you. I'm on my Bluetooth phone.
SEÑOR EUGENE: Can you hear me now? How 'bout now?

SEÑOR EUGENE: That probably would've gone better if I'd actually been wearing an earpiece.
DEEPANKAR: Well, you didn't know he'd have the papers WITH him.

{{header: call it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: if you get one of those cheap phones with the candy inside, you can have the freedom to speak your mind PLUS delicious candy}}

if you get one of those cheap phones with the candy inside, you can have the freedom to speak your mind PLUS delicious candy

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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