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TWIG: My documentary follows a group of people who cut up the packaging from the food they eat each week. Then they get together and invent games to play with the cut-up pieces.

[[The movie]]
JULIO: ?nope! I nullify your Raisin Bran attack with my Lean Cuisine ingredients list! That’s fifty points and now, you have to go outside!
VLAD: You just played a Hungry-Man last turn! You’re making up rules again. WE HAVEN’T VOTED ON LEAN CUISINES YET.

DARLA: And I found it fascinating to see that these four actually broke off from a larger group that was using non-food packaging as well!

TWIG: Well, y’know. If you believe in something, you have to take a stand

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#689; The Tale of the Clipper League transcribed by in

TWIG: My documentary follows a group of people who cut up the packaging from the food they eat each week. Then they get together and invent games to play with the cut-up pieces.

[[The movie]]
JULIO: ?nope! I nullify your Raisin Bran attack with my Lean Cuisine ingredients list! That’s fifty points and now, you have to go outside!
VLAD: You just played a Hungry-Man last turn! You’re making up rules again. WE HAVEN’T VOTED ON LEAN CUISINES YET.

DARLA: And I found it fascinating to see that these four actually broke off from a larger group that was using non-food packaging as well!

TWIG: Well, y’know. If you believe in something, you have to take a stand

{{header: join up with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Feelings were hurt. Marriages were ruined. At least one car was totaled. And now FINALLY we can do this RIGHT.}}

#689; The Tale of the Clipper League transcribed by in

TWIG: My documentary follows a group of people who cut up the packaging from the food they eat each week. Then they get together and invent games to play with the cut-up pieces.

[[The movie]]
JULIO: ?nope! I nullify your Raisin Bran attack with my Lean Cuisine ingredients list! That's fifty points and now, you have to go outside!
VLAD: You just played a Hungry-Man last turn! You're making up rules again. WE HAVEN'T VOTED ON LEAN CUISINES YET.

DARLA: And I found it fascinating to see that these four actually broke off from a larger group that was using non-food packaging as well!

TWIG: Well, y'know. If you believe in something, you have to take a stand

{{header: join up with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Feelings were hurt. Marriages were ruined. At least one car was totaled. And now FINALLY we can do this RIGHT.}}

Feelings were hurt. Friendships were ended. Marriages were ruined. At least one car was totaled. And now FINALLY we can do this RIGHT.

#689; The Tale of the Clipper League

  — December 31st, 2010

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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