Comic Transcripts

[[HOWLIP runs, holding a cat in front of him.  The cat speaks, or, at least, something uses the cat’s mouth to speak.  Only periodic phrases can be made out of the cat’s continuous speech.]]

CAT: …will become as…crumble under…hooves of the…oming horsemen..a midnight…

[[Howlip continues, but the thing in his hands can no longer be called a cat, as it is losing its edges and form both, as something unnameable reaches out from it.]]

CREATURE: …vers of blood will…wn upon the earth…dead will lurch fr…graveyard to stalk…ember the living w…of anguish will…for the rest of…and their pain shall know no bounds…

[[Howlip comes to the edge of a cliff and hurls the cat over the edge.  The cat no longer even slightly resembles a cat nor anything from this plane of existence. It is nothing but a vague form of meat, bone, tentacle, and pure malice.]]

CREATURE?: …the name of the destr…shall be carved into..flesh of every living b…and it shall be man…the martyr, man is the…ringer and the curse…the vengeance of m…shall never fin…solace until t…sun becomes a cinder…

[[Now, Howlip nails a lost cat poster to a lamppost.  The poster is hand-written and steadily more desperate.]]

POSTER: LOST CAT; clutched by an evil from beyond the moral realm; IRRETRIEVABLE; the darkness has him; the breach has been opened; SAVE YOURSELF

{{header: tremble before WONDERMARK.COM}}

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[[HOWLIP runs, holding a cat in front of him.  The cat speaks, or, at least, something uses the cat's mouth to speak.  Only periodic phrases can be made out of the cat's continuous speech.]]

CAT: ...will become as...crumble under...hooves of the...oming horsemen..a midnight...

[[Howlip continues, but the thing in his hands can no longer be called a cat, as it is losing its edges and form both, as something unnameable reaches out from it.]]

CREATURE: ...vers of blood will...wn upon the earth...dead will lurch fr...graveyard to stalk...ember the living w...of anguish will...for the rest of...and their pain shall know no bounds...

[[Howlip comes to the edge of a cliff and hurls the cat over the edge.  The cat no longer even slightly resembles a cat nor anything from this plane of existence. It is nothing but a vague form of meat, bone, tentacle, and pure malice.]]

CREATURE?: ...the name of the destr...shall be carved into..flesh of every living b...and it shall be man...the martyr, man is the...ringer and the curse...the vengeance of m...shall never fin...solace until t...sun becomes a cinder...

[[Now, Howlip nails a lost cat poster to a lamppost.  The poster is hand-written and steadily more desperate.]]

POSTER: LOST CAT; clutched by an evil from beyond the moral realm; IRRETRIEVABLE; the darkness has him; the breach has been opened; SAVE YOURSELF

{{header: tremble before WONDERMARK.COM}}

it never reaches the bottom of the cliff because by then it has filled the entire canyon with tentacles

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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