Comic Transcripts

DREW: So, what do you think of my proposal?
STUMPY: Huh. Well…I hate to say it, but I’m not too keen on it.

[[Exterior of a large house.]]
STUMPY: The main problem is that you just get bogged down in so many details. I say, forget the specifics. You’re just giving people more to disagree with. Just find that compelling core idea – that little kernel buried deep inside. Selling his tiny fried chicken.

DREW: Why am I itching? Oh, that’s right – I’m HORRIBLY ALLERGIC TO PUNS.
STUMPY: I was gonna overlook the proposal’s shortcomings and marry you anyway.
STUMPY: But now you’re doggin’ on my jokes!

{{header: cut to the heart at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: little kernel buried in there shaking his tiny fist just yelling ‘hogaaaaan’}}

#309; In which a Colonel is alluded to transcribed by in

DREW: So, what do you think of my proposal?
STUMPY: Huh. Well…I hate to say it, but I’m not too keen on it.

[[Exterior of a large house.]]
STUMPY: The main problem is that you just get bogged down in so many details. I say, forget the specifics. You’re just giving people more to disagree with. Just find that compelling core idea – that little kernel buried deep inside. Selling his tiny fried chicken.

DREW: Why am I itching? Oh, that’s right – I’m HORRIBLY ALLERGIC TO PUNS.
STUMPY: I was gonna overlook the proposal’s shortcomings and marry you anyway.
STUMPY: But now you’re doggin’ on my jokes!

{{header: cut to the heart at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: little kernel buried in there shaking his tiny fist just yelling ‘hogaaaaan’}}

#309; In which a Colonel is alluded to transcribed by in

DREW: So, what do you think of my proposal?
STUMPY: Huh. Well...I hate to say it, but I'm not too keen on it.

[[Exterior of a large house.]]
STUMPY: The main problem is that you just get bogged down in so many details. I say, forget the specifics. You're just giving people more to disagree with. Just find that compelling core idea - that little kernel buried deep inside. Selling his tiny fried chicken.

DREW: Why am I itching? Oh, that's right - I'm HORRIBLY ALLERGIC TO PUNS.
STUMPY: I was gonna overlook the proposal's shortcomings and marry you anyway.
STUMPY: But now you're doggin' on my jokes!

{{header: cut to the heart at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: little kernel buried in there shaking his tiny fist just yelling 'hogaaaaan'}}

little kernel buried in there shaking his tiny fist just yelling 'hogaaaaan'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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