#310; In which Paul asks a Question of an Eel

Comic Transcripts

[[PAUL stands up to his waist in water, holding an EEL.]]
PAUL: I don’t believe it! Finally, after years of searching!
PAUL: The Belmont Answer-Eel, writhing in these very hands!
EEL: ARRGHH! My fondness for biting at glittery things has horribly backfired! But I am nothing if not a fish of honor. What’s your question?

PAUL: Every so often the news comes out – oh, now this food is good for you, that food is bad for you…
PAUL: I’m tired of network news scare tactics. I don’t want spin or rumors or corporate B. S. Can you just tell me in plain terms? WHAT. SHOULD. I. EAT.
EEL: Fresh fruits and vegetables.

PAUL: That’s it? That’s the secret?
EEL: That’s the secret.
PAUL: Huh. Now tell me what I can stuff my face with that probably won’t kill me.

{{header: reel ’em in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: basically i am looking for someone who thinks it is perfectly acceptable to eat an entire 5 lb bag of marshmallows in 13 minutes}}

#310; In which Paul asks a Question of an Eel transcribed by in

PAUL: That’s it? That’s the secret?
EEL: That’s the secret.
PAUL: Huh. Now tell me what I can stuff my face with that probably won’t kill me.

{{header: reel ’em in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: basically i am looking for someone who thinks it is perfectly acceptable to eat an entire 5 lb bag of marshmallows in 13 minutes}}

#310; In which Paul asks a Question of an Eel transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.