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[[BEA and FERNANDO are riding in a rail-car, holding what might be lanterns or possibly irons.]]
FERNANDO: Aw, yeah! This is the way to travel! We’ll be at the zoo in no time!

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FERNANDO: Wait, why’d we stop?
BEA: <>

BEA: You didn’t finish building the track, did you?
FERNANDO: Oh! I – I guess I never got around to it!
BEA: Fernando! Bills don’t get paid, projects linger half-completed…honey, you have a problem. Have you thought about going back to Procrastinators Anonymous?

FERNANDO: Oh, yeah. I meant to go back.
BEA: But…?
FERNANDO: But the people were all jerks.

{{header: do it tomorrow at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now we will never see the pandas humping :(}}

#294; In which there are no Tracks transcribed by in

[[BEA and FERNANDO are riding in a rail-car, holding what might be lanterns or possibly irons.]]
FERNANDO: Aw, yeah! This is the way to travel! We’ll be at the zoo in no time!

<>
FERNANDO: Wait, why’d we stop?
BEA: <>

BEA: You didn’t finish building the track, did you?
FERNANDO: Oh! I – I guess I never got around to it!
BEA: Fernando! Bills don’t get paid, projects linger half-completed…honey, you have a problem. Have you thought about going back to Procrastinators Anonymous?

FERNANDO: Oh, yeah. I meant to go back.
BEA: But…?
FERNANDO: But the people were all jerks.

{{header: do it tomorrow at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now we will never see the pandas humping :(}}

#294; In which there are no Tracks transcribed by in

[[BEA and FERNANDO are riding in a rail-car, holding what might be lanterns or possibly irons.]]
FERNANDO: Aw, yeah! This is the way to travel! We'll be at the zoo in no time!

<>
FERNANDO: Wait, why'd we stop?
BEA: <>

BEA: You didn't finish building the track, did you?
FERNANDO: Oh! I - I guess I never got around to it!
BEA: Fernando! Bills don't get paid, projects linger half-completed...honey, you have a problem. Have you thought about going back to Procrastinators Anonymous?

FERNANDO: Oh, yeah. I meant to go back.
BEA: But...?
FERNANDO: But the people were all jerks.

{{header: do it tomorrow at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now we will never see the pandas humping :(}}

now we will never see the pandas humping :(

#294; In which there are no Tracks

  — April 24th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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