[[Two inventors stand next to a smoking wreck - some sort of vehicle turned on its side, a pool of oil beneath. A body can be seen in the vehicle.]]
Pessimist: ARGH! THIS was a disaster.
Pessimist: Well, now we know what NOT to do for next time.
Optimist: How many problems did we AVOID, though? RIGHT?
Optimist: There are, EVERY DAY, things that we do RIGHT.
Optimist: There are NEXT TIMES that, when encountered, we KNEW what not to do, and DID NOT DO.
Optimist: But we EXPECT success! So we treat correct choices as ROTE. As the MINIMUM STANDARD.
Optimist: NO, man! Let's TAKE a second! We only GOT as far as our mistakes because we ACED the PREVIOUS steps!
Optimist: Let's acknowledge what we've LEARNED and PUT INTO PRACTICE and PROGRESSED THANKS TO!
[[A third friend appears.]]
Pragmatist: Henderson's dead.
Pragmatist: Our failure has had real consequences vis-a-vis HENDERSON'S SKULL.
Optimist: See YOUR take on that is VERY negative whereas I am inclined to frame the whole matter as an opportunity to LEARN
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{{alt-text: "Anything that doesn't kill me" makes for a pretty low bar. "The best that can be said of the experience is that it did not literally end my life."}}