Comic Transcripts

[[Interior with a woman and her daughter]]
Woman: Are you all washed up for dinner? Do you want some juice?
Daughter: No! No juice!

Woman: Honey, you LIKE juice!
Daughter: Juice are responsible for all the wars in the world.
{{Reference to Mel Gibson’s alleged comment that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.}}
Daughter: Sugartits.
{{Reference to what Mel Gibson allegedly called the female police officer who apprehended him for drunk driving.}}

[[View shifts to include an old man in a chair]]
Woman: GRANDPA!
Woman: NO MORE ACCESS: HOLLYWOOD IN THIS HOUSE
Grandpa: I watches what I wants

[[header: in vino veritas at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS]]

#221; In which a Kid says a Darndest Thing transcribed by in

[[Interior with a woman and her daughter]]
Woman: Are you all washed up for dinner? Do you want some juice?
Daughter: No! No juice!

Woman: Honey, you LIKE juice!
Daughter: Juice are responsible for all the wars in the world.
{{Reference to Mel Gibson’s alleged comment that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.}}
Daughter: Sugartits.
{{Reference to what Mel Gibson allegedly called the female police officer who apprehended him for drunk driving.}}

[[View shifts to include an old man in a chair]]
Woman: GRANDPA!
Woman: NO MORE ACCESS: HOLLYWOOD IN THIS HOUSE
Grandpa: I watches what I wants

[[header: in vino veritas at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS]]

#221; In which a Kid says a Darndest Thing transcribed by in

[[Interior with a woman and her daughter]]
Woman: Are you all washed up for dinner? Do you want some juice?
Daughter: No! No juice!

Woman: Honey, you LIKE juice!
Daughter: Juice are responsible for all the wars in the world.
{{Reference to Mel Gibson's alleged comment that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.}}
Daughter: Sugartits.
{{Reference to what Mel Gibson allegedly called the female police officer who apprehended him for drunk driving.}}

[[View shifts to include an old man in a chair]]
Woman: GRANDPA!
Woman: NO MORE ACCESS: HOLLYWOOD IN THIS HOUSE
Grandpa: I watches what I wants

[[header: in vino veritas at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS]]

TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS

#221; In which a Kid says a Darndest Thing

  — August 15th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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