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[[Interior with a woman and her daughter]]
Woman: Are you all washed up for dinner? Do you want some juice?
Daughter: No! No juice!

Woman: Honey, you LIKE juice!
Daughter: Juice are responsible for all the wars in the world.
{{Reference to Mel Gibson’s alleged comment that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.}}
Daughter: Sugartits.
{{Reference to what Mel Gibson allegedly called the female police officer who apprehended him for drunk driving.}}

[[View shifts to include an old man in a chair]]
Woman: GRANDPA!
Woman: NO MORE ACCESS: HOLLYWOOD IN THIS HOUSE
Grandpa: I watches what I wants

[[header: in vino veritas at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS]]

#221; In which a Kid says a Darndest Thing transcribed by in

[[Interior with a woman and her daughter]]
Woman: Are you all washed up for dinner? Do you want some juice?
Daughter: No! No juice!

Woman: Honey, you LIKE juice!
Daughter: Juice are responsible for all the wars in the world.
{{Reference to Mel Gibson’s alleged comment that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.}}
Daughter: Sugartits.
{{Reference to what Mel Gibson allegedly called the female police officer who apprehended him for drunk driving.}}

[[View shifts to include an old man in a chair]]
Woman: GRANDPA!
Woman: NO MORE ACCESS: HOLLYWOOD IN THIS HOUSE
Grandpa: I watches what I wants

[[header: in vino veritas at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS]]

#221; In which a Kid says a Darndest Thing transcribed by in

[[Interior with a woman and her daughter]]
Woman: Are you all washed up for dinner? Do you want some juice?
Daughter: No! No juice!

Woman: Honey, you LIKE juice!
Daughter: Juice are responsible for all the wars in the world.
{{Reference to Mel Gibson's alleged comment that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.}}
Daughter: Sugartits.
{{Reference to what Mel Gibson allegedly called the female police officer who apprehended him for drunk driving.}}

[[View shifts to include an old man in a chair]]
Woman: GRANDPA!
Woman: NO MORE ACCESS: HOLLYWOOD IN THIS HOUSE
Grandpa: I watches what I wants

[[header: in vino veritas at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS]]

TOPICAL HUMOR AGAIN GUYS

#221; In which a Kid says a Darndest Thing

  — August 15th, 2006

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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