Comic Transcripts

[[Two gentlemen talking.]]
Man: Last night, the doorbell rings, real late. I answer the door, and there’s this paper bag sitting there, burning away.

Man: And it’s obvious. I know it’s fulla poop. I’m not gonna stomp on it like a sucker.

Man: So I go back inside, turn up the TV, ignore the doorbell.

Man: Some giggling idiot probably waited in the bushes for an hour, but I never came back outside.

Man: Long story short, house burned down. Also, turned out the bag had a baby in it.
Man 2: WHAT
Man: That’s where the poop came from!

{{header: withhold satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t worry it wasn’t a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)}}

#222; In which Youths delight in a Prank transcribed by in

[[Two gentlemen talking.]]
Man: Last night, the doorbell rings, real late. I answer the door, and there’s this paper bag sitting there, burning away.

Man: And it’s obvious. I know it’s fulla poop. I’m not gonna stomp on it like a sucker.

Man: So I go back inside, turn up the TV, ignore the doorbell.

Man: Some giggling idiot probably waited in the bushes for an hour, but I never came back outside.

Man: Long story short, house burned down. Also, turned out the bag had a baby in it.
Man 2: WHAT
Man: That’s where the poop came from!

{{header: withhold satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t worry it wasn’t a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)}}

#222; In which Youths delight in a Prank transcribed by in

[[Two gentlemen talking.]]
Man: Last night, the doorbell rings, real late. I answer the door, and there's this paper bag sitting there, burning away.

Man: And it's obvious. I know it's fulla poop. I'm not gonna stomp on it like a sucker.

Man: So I go back inside, turn up the TV, ignore the doorbell.

Man: Some giggling idiot probably waited in the bushes for an hour, but I never came back outside.

Man: Long story short, house burned down. Also, turned out the bag had a baby in it.
Man 2: WHAT
Man: That's where the poop came from!

{{header: withhold satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don't worry it wasn't a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)}}

don't worry it wasn't a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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