Comic Transcripts

[[Two gentlemen talking.]]
Man: Last night, the doorbell rings, real late. I answer the door, and there’s this paper bag sitting there, burning away.

Man: And it’s obvious. I know it’s fulla poop. I’m not gonna stomp on it like a sucker.

Man: So I go back inside, turn up the TV, ignore the doorbell.

Man: Some giggling idiot probably waited in the bushes for an hour, but I never came back outside.

Man: Long story short, house burned down. Also, turned out the bag had a baby in it.
Man 2: WHAT
Man: That’s where the poop came from!

{{header: withhold satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t worry it wasn’t a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)}}

#222; In which Youths delight in a Prank transcribed by in

[[Two gentlemen talking.]]
Man: Last night, the doorbell rings, real late. I answer the door, and there’s this paper bag sitting there, burning away.

Man: And it’s obvious. I know it’s fulla poop. I’m not gonna stomp on it like a sucker.

Man: So I go back inside, turn up the TV, ignore the doorbell.

Man: Some giggling idiot probably waited in the bushes for an hour, but I never came back outside.

Man: Long story short, house burned down. Also, turned out the bag had a baby in it.
Man 2: WHAT
Man: That’s where the poop came from!

{{header: withhold satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t worry it wasn’t a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)}}

#222; In which Youths delight in a Prank transcribed by in

[[Two gentlemen talking.]]
Man: Last night, the doorbell rings, real late. I answer the door, and there's this paper bag sitting there, burning away.

Man: And it's obvious. I know it's fulla poop. I'm not gonna stomp on it like a sucker.

Man: So I go back inside, turn up the TV, ignore the doorbell.

Man: Some giggling idiot probably waited in the bushes for an hour, but I never came back outside.

Man: Long story short, house burned down. Also, turned out the bag had a baby in it.
Man 2: WHAT
Man: That's where the poop came from!

{{header: withhold satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don't worry it wasn't a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)}}

don't worry it wasn't a ____* baby (*YOUR RACE, RELIGION, ETHNICITY OR OTHER SUBGROUP)

#222; In which Youths delight in a Prank

  — August 18th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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