Comic Transcripts

[[A man comforts a swooning woman]]

Man: Darling, what is the matter?
Woman: Oh heavens I cannot seem to fathom the elementary nuances of our physical makeup

[[zoom in to see the pixels]]

Man: Relax my pet and allow my soothing voice to explain away your distress

[[zoom in even more]]
Man: You see- the elementary nuances of our physical makeup are immeasurably minuscule squares which are called–

Man: –emotion dots…

{{header: pixels at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i am getting a little emotion-dotty myself just thinking of it}}

#202; Guest Comic by Chris Dlugosz transcribed by in

[[A man comforts a swooning woman]]

Man: Darling, what is the matter?
Woman: Oh heavens I cannot seem to fathom the elementary nuances of our physical makeup

[[zoom in to see the pixels]]

Man: Relax my pet and allow my soothing voice to explain away your distress

[[zoom in even more]]
Man: You see- the elementary nuances of our physical makeup are immeasurably minuscule squares which are called–

Man: –emotion dots…

{{header: pixels at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i am getting a little emotion-dotty myself just thinking of it}}

#202; Guest Comic by Chris Dlugosz transcribed by in

[[A man comforts a swooning woman]]

Man: Darling, what is the matter?
Woman: Oh heavens I cannot seem to fathom the elementary nuances of our physical makeup

[[zoom in to see the pixels]]

Man: Relax my pet and allow my soothing voice to explain away your distress

[[zoom in even more]]
Man: You see- the elementary nuances of our physical makeup are immeasurably minuscule squares which are called--

Man: --emotion dots...

{{header: pixels at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i am getting a little emotion-dotty myself just thinking of it}}

i am getting a little emotion-dotty myself just thinking of it

Guest comic by Chris Dlugosz of PIXEL.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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