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[[Two guys are watching a baseball game from the stands.]]

BRUMSWORTH: Sorry I’m late! Did I miss anything interesting?
SPADWICK: It was WILD! Gobbler got TOSSED!

BRUMSWORTH: Frankly, it’s amazing that a turkey has successfully played in the major leagues for THIS long.
SPADWICK: Oh, for sure. Dude was DUE for a misstep.
SPADWICK: I’VE never been clear on whether he even comprehends the RULES.

[[We see the moment the umpire ejects a turkey wearing a baseball jersey and ill-fitting cap.]]

SPADWICK: He just couldn’t keep it TOGETHER today. UMP had to EJECT him…CROWD was going NUTS…
SPADWICK: Clip is going viral for SURE.

BRUMSWORTH: Guess that’s what happens when all you can hit are FOWL BALLS, ha ha!
SPADWICK: That wasn’t even IT! He TRYPTOPHAN!

{{header: it’s for the birds: WONDERMARK.COM}}

#1533; In which a Player is Poultry transcribed by in

[[Two guys are watching a baseball game from the stands.]]

BRUMSWORTH: Sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything interesting?
SPADWICK: It was WILD! Gobbler got TOSSED!

BRUMSWORTH: Frankly, it's amazing that a turkey has successfully played in the major leagues for THIS long.
SPADWICK: Oh, for sure. Dude was DUE for a misstep.
SPADWICK: I'VE never been clear on whether he even comprehends the RULES.

[[We see the moment the umpire ejects a turkey wearing a baseball jersey and ill-fitting cap.]]

SPADWICK: He just couldn't keep it TOGETHER today. UMP had to EJECT him...CROWD was going NUTS...
SPADWICK: Clip is going viral for SURE.

BRUMSWORTH: Guess that's what happens when all you can hit are FOWL BALLS, ha ha!
SPADWICK: That wasn't even IT! He TRYPTOPHAN!

{{header: it's for the birds: WONDERMARK.COM}}

there's nothing in the rules that says a turkey can't play baseball! there is, however, an certain expectation of sportsmanlike conduct which Gobbler has FAILED to UPHOLD

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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