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Our hero, Borgus, is now at work with his colleague, Linrod.
LINROD: Good weekend? See the game?
BORGUS: I discovered that GOBLINS come into my house, eat my food, dirty my dishes, fill up my trash, and wear my wife’s underwear
LINROD: Yeah, obviously. Lightning duds. SO?
BORGUS: WHAT?
LINROD: We ALL know about the little creatures that show up at night and do that stuff. And in return, they make your place unattractive to lightning strikes. You do an extra load of laundry, and your house doesn’t burn down. This is BASIC stuff, man. Did you sleep through all of eighth grade?
BORGUS: And…they’re called LIGHTNING DUDS?
LINROD: I mean, I don’t know their SCIENTIFIC name, but I KNOW they look hot in a negligée! Am I right? UP TOP!

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Our hero, Borgus, is now at work with his colleague, Linrod.
LINROD: Good weekend? See the game?
BORGUS: I discovered that GOBLINS come into my house, eat my food, dirty my dishes, fill up my trash, and wear my wife's underwear
LINROD: Yeah, obviously. Lightning duds. SO?
BORGUS: WHAT?
LINROD: We ALL know about the little creatures that show up at night and do that stuff. And in return, they make your place unattractive to lightning strikes. You do an extra load of laundry, and your house doesn't burn down. This is BASIC stuff, man. Did you sleep through all of eighth grade?
BORGUS: And...they're called LIGHTNING DUDS?
LINROD: I mean, I don't know their SCIENTIFIC name, but I KNOW they look hot in a negligée! Am I right? UP TOP!

I guess they just don't teach practical subjects in school anymore!!

This story began with Part 1 and was continued with Part 2.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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