Comic Transcripts

PANEL 1: A man and woman in pajamas creep through a darkened house. He: “Shhh…Shhhhh!” Some kind of laughing garbled speech is emanating from off-panel…
PANEL 2: “I knew it!” the man cries. “Dishes goblins!” Sure enough, a pair of gibbering goblin-like creaturs with snouts, talons, twisting tails and carapaces are fussing about the kitchen sink, filling it with dishes.
PANEL 3: “I knew SOMETHING was leaving all those dirty dishes in the sink,” says the man. The woman is suddenly concerned: “But THAT means… the LAUNDRY…”
PANEL 4: The woman enters the laundry room to find one of the goblins sitting in the dirty laundry hamper, wearing one of her bras.
PANEL 5: The man turns his head away. “Why do I feel embarrassed, like WE’RE the ones interrupting”
She, however, is not so sanguine: “THAT’S why the elastic is always giving out! It’s scraping on their scales!” The goblin chitters!

#1553; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 2 of 8) transcribed by in

PANEL 1: A man and woman in pajamas creep through a darkened house. He: "Shhh...Shhhhh!" Some kind of laughing garbled speech is emanating from off-panel...
PANEL 2: "I knew it!" the man cries. "Dishes goblins!" Sure enough, a pair of gibbering goblin-like creaturs with snouts, talons, twisting tails and carapaces are fussing about the kitchen sink, filling it with dishes.
PANEL 3: "I knew SOMETHING was leaving all those dirty dishes in the sink," says the man. The woman is suddenly concerned: "But THAT means... the LAUNDRY..."
PANEL 4: The woman enters the laundry room to find one of the goblins sitting in the dirty laundry hamper, wearing one of her bras.
PANEL 5: The man turns his head away. "Why do I feel embarrassed, like WE'RE the ones interrupting"
She, however, is not so sanguine: "THAT'S why the elastic is always giving out! It's scraping on their scales!" The goblin chitters!

The irony is that it's, like, 4pm. It's just winter.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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