Comic Transcripts

[[A DELIVERER holding a quill pen is standing with a MAN in a room full of clocks.]]

DELIVERER: Delivery! Sign here.
MAN: Are you SERIOUS with this?

[[MAN is in same room, now with WOMAN.]]

MAN: WHO keeps SENDING me all these CLOCKS? IS IT YOU?
WOMAN: No!

MAN: Because of my chronic inability to be on time? That’s just LIKE something you would do.
WOMAN: It’s NOT me.

MAN: I’ll have you know, having a house full of CLOCKS makes it HARDER to be on time for things. They’re in the WAY!
WOMAN: It’s not ME. I did NOT get you 300 clocks.

MAN: It’s genuinely the WORST prank I can think of. It’s not even a PRANK! It’s just a WASTE OF CLOCKS!!
WOMAN: Could NOT agree more. I wish I knew who’s doing it.
MAN: It’s a RIDICULOUSLY UNHELPFUL and ANNOYING NON-PRANK being perpetuated by an UTTER IDIOT! It serves ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE!!

[[WOMAN in tight close-up with WALTER, a whole different person]]
WOMAN: Which is what makes it such a great prank.

{{header: count down to WONDERMARK.COM}}

#1238; You Have Too Much Time on Your Hands transcribed by in

[[A DELIVERER holding a quill pen is standing with a MAN in a room full of clocks.]]

DELIVERER: Delivery! Sign here.
MAN: Are you SERIOUS with this?

[[MAN is in same room, now with WOMAN.]]

MAN: WHO keeps SENDING me all these CLOCKS? IS IT YOU?
WOMAN: No!

MAN: Because of my chronic inability to be on time? That's just LIKE something you would do.
WOMAN: It's NOT me.

MAN: I'll have you know, having a house full of CLOCKS makes it HARDER to be on time for things. They're in the WAY!
WOMAN: It's not ME. I did NOT get you 300 clocks.

MAN: It's genuinely the WORST prank I can think of. It's not even a PRANK! It's just a WASTE OF CLOCKS!!
WOMAN: Could NOT agree more. I wish I knew who's doing it.
MAN: It's a RIDICULOUSLY UNHELPFUL and ANNOYING NON-PRANK being perpetuated by an UTTER IDIOT! It serves ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE!!

[[WOMAN in tight close-up with WALTER, a whole different person]]
WOMAN: Which is what makes it such a great prank.

{{header: count down to WONDERMARK.COM}}

It's hard NOT to be ON TIME when you can't move an inch without stepping on a clock!!!!!!! Get it!!!

#1238; You Have Too Much Time on Your Hands

  — July 15th, 2016

[ Tags: , , ]       Permalink: https://wondermark.com/c/1238/

Buy a Print

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


Recent blog posts