Comic Transcripts

PART 4 of the ongoing storyline. Borgus is at work, staring into the middle distance, as his boss ALAMBRA approaches. Like Borgus, she is adorned in proper PPE (hard hat).
ALAMBRA: Borgus, do you have any updates on the transatlantic pontoon bridge project? Borgus. BORGUS!
ALAMBRA: That slack-eyed look… that unfocused gaze… Did you JUST see the lightning duds for the first time or something?
LINDOR (co-worker): HA! Prob’ly STILL thinkin’ about th’ LAUNDRY ones in his lady’s DELICATES!
ALAMBRA: Did it AWAKEN something in you, Borgus?
ALAMBRA (nonchalant): There’s no shame in it.
LINDOR: We’ve all thought it. Some weekend, you should come round after supper. Me an’ the missus have worked out a BIT of an arrange–
[Borgus is now home, wearing his home hat. His wife Clementhe sits on a chair, weeping into a handkerchief and squeezing the tears into a scrapbook she keeps for this reason.]
CLEMENTHE: Rough day at work?
BORGUS: I GUESS WE’RE GONNA BE HIT BY LIGHTNING BECAUSE I CANNOT WITH THIS WHOLE WHATEVER

#1555; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 4 of 8) transcribed by in

PART 4 of the ongoing storyline. Borgus is at work, staring into the middle distance, as his boss ALAMBRA approaches. Like Borgus, she is adorned in proper PPE (hard hat).
ALAMBRA: Borgus, do you have any updates on the transatlantic pontoon bridge project? Borgus. BORGUS!
ALAMBRA: That slack-eyed look... that unfocused gaze... Did you JUST see the lightning duds for the first time or something?
LINDOR (co-worker): HA! Prob'ly STILL thinkin' about th' LAUNDRY ones in his lady's DELICATES!
ALAMBRA: Did it AWAKEN something in you, Borgus?
ALAMBRA (nonchalant): There's no shame in it.
LINDOR: We've all thought it. Some weekend, you should come round after supper. Me an' the missus have worked out a BIT of an arrange--
[Borgus is now home, wearing his home hat. His wife Clementhe sits on a chair, weeping into a handkerchief and squeezing the tears into a scrapbook she keeps for this reason.]
CLEMENTHE: Rough day at work?
BORGUS: I GUESS WE'RE GONNA BE HIT BY LIGHTNING BECAUSE I CANNOT WITH THIS WHOLE WHATEVER

Go ahead. Kick them out. The bolts start dropping tomorrow. No matter the weather.

This storyline began with Part 1.

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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