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[[Two workers talk to each other. The foreman is well-dressed; the other is dressed more casually, sitting on the hood of a vehicle of some kind and carrying a wrench.]]
Foreman: I can’t BELIEVE we made such a ROOKIE MISTAKE!
Worker: It’s okay. Could happen to anyone.

Foreman: No. I’M the foreman! It’s MY job to anticipate and PREVENT problems like this.
Worker: We were all taken by surprise. There’s no precedent for this sort of thing! Don’t be too hard on yourself!

[[An extremely-upset-looking, balding manager enters.]]
Manager: NOW WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED HERE
Foreman: It’s my fault, sir. Management failure. I take full responsibility.
Worker: All the toilets we installed were full of spiders

[[The manager gestures at the back of the van, on which is painted: “NO SPIDERS” Toilet Installery]]
Manager: You REALIZE that this is VERY EMBARRASSING for us, TAYLOR?!

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{{alt-text: “We Get Right To Draining, So You Can Get Right To Straining! Without Spiders”}}

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[[Two workers talk to each other. The foreman is well-dressed; the other is dressed more casually, sitting on the hood of a vehicle of some kind and carrying a wrench.]]
Foreman: I can't BELIEVE we made such a ROOKIE MISTAKE!
Worker: It's okay. Could happen to anyone.

Foreman: No. I'M the foreman! It's MY job to anticipate and PREVENT problems like this.
Worker: We were all taken by surprise. There's no precedent for this sort of thing! Don't be too hard on yourself!

[[An extremely-upset-looking, balding manager enters.]]
Manager: NOW WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED HERE
Foreman: It's my fault, sir. Management failure. I take full responsibility.
Worker: All the toilets we installed were full of spiders

[[The manager gestures at the back of the van, on which is painted: "NO SPIDERS" Toilet Installery]]
Manager: You REALIZE that this is VERY EMBARRASSING for us, TAYLOR?!

{{header: set up the WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: "We Get Right To Draining, So You Can Get Right To Straining! Without Spiders"}}

''We Get Right To Draining, So You Can Get Right To Straining! Without Spiders''

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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