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[[A Man kneels in prayer.]]

Man: O Lord, You know my situation. You know my needs. Send Your angels to guide me as I do Your holy will.

[[Two Piranhas descend from heaven.]]

Man: Piranhas can’t BOWL!
Piranha: They gave me crappy shoes!

{{header: pick up a spare at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: he barely tossed a ninety even with the bumpers in}}

#140; In which God sends Flesh-Eating Fish transcribed by in

[[A Man kneels in prayer.]]

Man: O Lord, You know my situation. You know my needs. Send Your angels to guide me as I do Your holy will.

[[Two Piranhas descend from heaven.]]

Man: Piranhas can’t BOWL!
Piranha: They gave me crappy shoes!

{{header: pick up a spare at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: he barely tossed a ninety even with the bumpers in}}

#140; In which God sends Flesh-Eating Fish transcribed by in

[[A Man kneels in prayer.]]

Man: O Lord, You know my situation. You know my needs. Send Your angels to guide me as I do Your holy will.

[[Two Piranhas descend from heaven.]]

Man: Piranhas can't BOWL!
Piranha: They gave me crappy shoes!

{{header: pick up a spare at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: he barely tossed a ninety even with the bumpers in}}

Last time he ended up barely tossing a ninety even with the bumpers in. I KNOW

#140; In which God sends Flesh-Eating Fish

  — December 16th, 2005

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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