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[[NELSON passes a large woman in the street.]]
NELSON: Hey Fatty, watch where you’re going! Don’t make me make you cry mayonnaise!

MABEL: Why would you SAY something so MEAN?
NELSON: I have a nutritional deficiency. I must supplement my diet with a rare mineral found only in human suffering.

MABEL: Oh, please. Don’t elevate a garden-variety social disorder into a medical–
NELSON (interrupting and looking the other way): HEY SCROOGE McDORK! Nothing in your life will turn out as well as you think it ought to!

[[NELSON leaps onto a passerby and starts sucking on the man’s head.]]
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#548; In which Walter takes a Supplement transcribed by in

[[NELSON passes a large woman in the street.]]
NELSON: Hey Fatty, watch where you're going! Don't make me make you cry mayonnaise!

MABEL: Why would you SAY something so MEAN?
NELSON: I have a nutritional deficiency. I must supplement my diet with a rare mineral found only in human suffering.

MABEL: Oh, please. Don't elevate a garden-variety social disorder into a medical--
NELSON (interrupting and looking the other way): HEY SCROOGE McDORK! Nothing in your life will turn out as well as you think it ought to!

[[NELSON leaps onto a passerby and starts sucking on the man's head.]]
<>

{{Header: pounce on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: the more you struggle the sweeter it gets}}

the more you struggle the sweeter it gets

#548; In which Walter takes a Supplement

  — September 1st, 2009

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Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

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