Comic Transcripts

[[Santa is standing at the head of a line of people, peering at his list.]]

Santa: …Yes, I see you right here on the list. Great! Who’s next? Name?

[[The next person steps forward.]]

Jesus: Christ, first name Jesus.
Santa: Christ, Christ… That’s C-H-R? Nope, nothing under C.
Jesus: Umm, maybe try Yeshua bin Yousef?
Santa: No, I’m not finding anything.

Jesus: I don’t BELIEVE this. You secularists make me sick. Seriously, if dying for the sins of the world doesn’t get a guy on the nice list, I don’t know what does.
Santa: Whoa, whoa, easy there, champ. This is the list of who ordered lattes.

{{header: be good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t make me call my dad}}

#141; In which the Son of God stands in queue transcribed by in

[[Santa is standing at the head of a line of people, peering at his list.]]

Santa: …Yes, I see you right here on the list. Great! Who’s next? Name?

[[The next person steps forward.]]

Jesus: Christ, first name Jesus.
Santa: Christ, Christ… That’s C-H-R? Nope, nothing under C.
Jesus: Umm, maybe try Yeshua bin Yousef?
Santa: No, I’m not finding anything.

Jesus: I don’t BELIEVE this. You secularists make me sick. Seriously, if dying for the sins of the world doesn’t get a guy on the nice list, I don’t know what does.
Santa: Whoa, whoa, easy there, champ. This is the list of who ordered lattes.

{{header: be good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t make me call my dad}}

#141; In which the Son of God stands in queue transcribed by in

[[Santa is standing at the head of a line of people, peering at his list.]]

Santa: ...Yes, I see you right here on the list. Great! Who's next? Name?

[[The next person steps forward.]]

Jesus: Christ, first name Jesus.
Santa: Christ, Christ... That's C-H-R? Nope, nothing under C.
Jesus: Umm, maybe try Yeshua bin Yousef?
Santa: No, I'm not finding anything.

Jesus: I don't BELIEVE this. You secularists make me sick. Seriously, if dying for the sins of the world doesn't get a guy on the nice list, I don't know what does.
Santa: Whoa, whoa, easy there, champ. This is the list of who ordered lattes.

{{header: be good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don't make me call my dad}}

don't make me call my dad

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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