Comic Transcripts

[[Santa is standing at the head of a line of people, peering at his list.]]

Santa: …Yes, I see you right here on the list. Great! Who’s next? Name?

[[The next person steps forward.]]

Jesus: Christ, first name Jesus.
Santa: Christ, Christ… That’s C-H-R? Nope, nothing under C.
Jesus: Umm, maybe try Yeshua bin Yousef?
Santa: No, I’m not finding anything.

Jesus: I don’t BELIEVE this. You secularists make me sick. Seriously, if dying for the sins of the world doesn’t get a guy on the nice list, I don’t know what does.
Santa: Whoa, whoa, easy there, champ. This is the list of who ordered lattes.

{{header: be good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t make me call my dad}}

#141; In which the Son of God stands in queue transcribed by in

[[Santa is standing at the head of a line of people, peering at his list.]]

Santa: …Yes, I see you right here on the list. Great! Who’s next? Name?

[[The next person steps forward.]]

Jesus: Christ, first name Jesus.
Santa: Christ, Christ… That’s C-H-R? Nope, nothing under C.
Jesus: Umm, maybe try Yeshua bin Yousef?
Santa: No, I’m not finding anything.

Jesus: I don’t BELIEVE this. You secularists make me sick. Seriously, if dying for the sins of the world doesn’t get a guy on the nice list, I don’t know what does.
Santa: Whoa, whoa, easy there, champ. This is the list of who ordered lattes.

{{header: be good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t make me call my dad}}

#141; In which the Son of God stands in queue transcribed by in

[[Santa is standing at the head of a line of people, peering at his list.]]

Santa: ...Yes, I see you right here on the list. Great! Who's next? Name?

[[The next person steps forward.]]

Jesus: Christ, first name Jesus.
Santa: Christ, Christ... That's C-H-R? Nope, nothing under C.
Jesus: Umm, maybe try Yeshua bin Yousef?
Santa: No, I'm not finding anything.

Jesus: I don't BELIEVE this. You secularists make me sick. Seriously, if dying for the sins of the world doesn't get a guy on the nice list, I don't know what does.
Santa: Whoa, whoa, easy there, champ. This is the list of who ordered lattes.

{{header: be good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don't make me call my dad}}

don't make me call my dad

#141; In which the Son of God stands in queue

  — December 20th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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