[[Some detectives examine a crime scene.]]
Officer: ...Tampa police caught the partner this afternoon, coming off a plane.
Detective: He sure left in a real hurry.
Officer: No sign of the second guy... but neighbors reported sounds of a struggle early this morning.
Detective: Looks clean enough now.
[[A new investigator enters the scene.]]
Ace: TOO clean. This drywall is newly installed.
Ace: Dust on the ground... try the light switch?
Detective: Doesn't work.
Ace: Conduit's been cut to make room between those studs.
Ace: Get the skilsaw from the toolbox in my truck. We've got a DEAD BODY in this wall.
[[The detective works offscreen.]]
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Detective: Get Homicide down here! Call the coroner!
Detective: Spackle, you've done it again!
[[A black screen advertises "Spackle", airing Mondays this fall on the DIY network.]]
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