Comic Transcripts

[[Two young people discuss a recent television show. One is clearly upset.]]
Knowledgeable Viewer: Can you BELIEVE what happened on Headstabbers last night??
Knowledgeable Viewer: When Duke Gristleton popped out of that birthday cake with a halberd —
Aggravated Viewer: AAHHH! SPOILERS!! I haven’t seen it yet!

Knowledgeable Viewer: SORRY. But, you know, the BOOKS the show is based on have been out for OVER SIX YEARS.
Aggravated Viewer: I haven’t READ the books! The show is still new to me, if I’m ALLOWED to enjoy it!

Knowledgeable Viewer: The books are a loose dramatization of the Franco-Prussian War, anyway. So there aren’t a lot of surprises.
Aggravated Viewer: I don’t know anything about that war! All I know about PRUSSIA is that it sounds like Russia but looks like Germany!

Knowledgeable Viewer: Well, even the Franco-Prussian War, like any troop conflict of the cavalry era, was a rehash (with variations) of every pre-mechanized conflict going back to the Peloponnesian War of 400 B.C.
Aggravated Viewer: You know that stuff’s all Greek to me!!
Knowledgeable Viewer: Really, ANY clash of forces has its roots in the second law of thermodynamics.

[[The aggravated viewer is now so panicked that he appears to be upside down at a 45 degree angle.]]
Aggravated Viewer: I never had a science class! And I only watched Cosmos with the sound off!
Knowledgeable Viewer: It just means that in a closed system, chaos tends to increase.
Aggravated Viewer: C’MON, dude! SPOILERS!!!

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{{alt-text: The second season of HEADSTABBERS actually departed from the books in the key scene where Juliys Byl’y’gaen used a cutlass, rather than a rapier, to thread the eye sockets of the Erl of Raemaerael’y}}

#1126; In which Stabbing is spoiled transcribed by in

[[Two young people discuss a recent television show. One is clearly upset.]]
Knowledgeable Viewer: Can you BELIEVE what happened on Headstabbers last night??
Knowledgeable Viewer: When Duke Gristleton popped out of that birthday cake with a halberd --
Aggravated Viewer: AAHHH! SPOILERS!! I haven't seen it yet!

Knowledgeable Viewer: SORRY. But, you know, the BOOKS the show is based on have been out for OVER SIX YEARS.
Aggravated Viewer: I haven't READ the books! The show is still new to me, if I'm ALLOWED to enjoy it!

Knowledgeable Viewer: The books are a loose dramatization of the Franco-Prussian War, anyway. So there aren't a lot of surprises.
Aggravated Viewer: I don't know anything about that war! All I know about PRUSSIA is that it sounds like Russia but looks like Germany!

Knowledgeable Viewer: Well, even the Franco-Prussian War, like any troop conflict of the cavalry era, was a rehash (with variations) of every pre-mechanized conflict going back to the Peloponnesian War of 400 B.C.
Aggravated Viewer: You know that stuff's all Greek to me!!
Knowledgeable Viewer: Really, ANY clash of forces has its roots in the second law of thermodynamics.

[[The aggravated viewer is now so panicked that he appears to be upside down at a 45 degree angle.]]
Aggravated Viewer: I never had a science class! And I only watched Cosmos with the sound off!
Knowledgeable Viewer: It just means that in a closed system, chaos tends to increase.
Aggravated Viewer: C'MON, dude! SPOILERS!!!

{{header: catch up with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The second season of HEADSTABBERS actually departed from the books in the key scene where Juliys Byl'y'gaen used a cutlass, rather than a rapier, to thread the eye sockets of the Erl of Raemaerael'y}}

The second season of HEADSTABBERS actually departed from the books in the key scene where Juliys Byl'y'gaen used a cutlass, rather than a rapier, to thread the eye sockets of the Erl of Raemaerael'y

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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