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[[Two elderly citizens talk to each other, wearing somewhat eclectic clothing. One appears to be sucking their thumb. The other is holding a container of some kind.]]
Bean Fan: Check dis out! You want summa dis bean juice?
Bean Fan: Bean juice is the best!

Bean Fan: Bean juice can be cold! Bean juice can be hot! It don’ matter to bean juice!! Bean juice don’t care!!
Bean Fan: You can put cow water in bean juice. You can put beet stuff in there too! Some of that cactus gravy? PUT IT IN BEAN JUICE!

Bean Fan: You can even use cunning science fakeries of those exact notions BUT you can’t fake bean juice! You need the bean!!

Bean Fan: Take a bean. COOK dat bean. SMASH dat bean. Now make dat JUICE!
Bean Fan: It don’ LOOK real nice but it does CHEMISTRY to your sleeps!
Bean Fan: YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT FROTHY

Thumb-sucker: You’re making coffee sound WEIRD.
Bean Fan: EVERYTHING is weird when you think on it too overly!!
Bean Fan: ESPECIALLY after having a whole bunch of, say, BEAN JUICE!!

{{header: drink up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.}}

#1125; In which a Bean is juiced transcribed by in

[[Two elderly citizens talk to each other, wearing somewhat eclectic clothing. One appears to be sucking their thumb. The other is holding a container of some kind.]]
Bean Fan: Check dis out! You want summa dis bean juice?
Bean Fan: Bean juice is the best!

Bean Fan: Bean juice can be cold! Bean juice can be hot! It don' matter to bean juice!! Bean juice don't care!!
Bean Fan: You can put cow water in bean juice. You can put beet stuff in there too! Some of that cactus gravy? PUT IT IN BEAN JUICE!

Bean Fan: You can even use cunning science fakeries of those exact notions BUT you can't fake bean juice! You need the bean!!

Bean Fan: Take a bean. COOK dat bean. SMASH dat bean. Now make dat JUICE!
Bean Fan: It don' LOOK real nice but it does CHEMISTRY to your sleeps!
Bean Fan: YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT FROTHY

Thumb-sucker: You're making coffee sound WEIRD.
Bean Fan: EVERYTHING is weird when you think on it too overly!!
Bean Fan: ESPECIALLY after having a whole bunch of, say, BEAN JUICE!!

{{header: drink up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.}}

Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.

#1125; In which a Bean is juiced

  — May 15th, 2015

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Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

April 4, 2026 by David Malki !

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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