[[Two businesspeople are talking.]]
Darren: How's the horse racing biz?
Otto: GREAT! I read some books. Talked with some gurus. Really got down and dirty in the trenches.
Darren: So you race horses now?
Otto: I'm a fractional owner of a leveraged derivatives partnership which holds some racehorses as assets, yes.
Otto: The fund also holds partial variable stakes in horse racing as an overall market cap both here and abroad
Otto: Currently most of my holdings are focused on DUBAI but I have an algorithm that automatically speed-trades my equity depending on a gamut of aggregate indices
Otto: Pretty standard stuff
Darren: Is it... working?
Otto: So far I've managed a steady adjusted 0.05% daily reinvested dividend for my consortium of silent partners and venture backers!
Darren: But no actual, uh... horse racing
Otto: Oh GOD no. FILTHY creatures.
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{{alt-text: You got me!! Where do I invest!!!!!!! wait -- in the alley behind the broken-down WHAT now?}}