Comic Transcripts

[[A man looks at the ground through a telescope. A girl, sitting on a stool, reads next to him.]]
Girl: This story illustrates exactly how I feel!

[[The man continues looking through the telescope.]]
Man: So?
Girl: So, the only logical explanation is that the publisher is spying on me!

[[The girl continues her tirade.]]
Girl: Watching my every move, charting my every emotion…

[[The girl finishes.]]
Girl: My privacy is gone! My civil liberties violated! I hope my hair looks okay.

[[Silence.]]

[[The man offers a retort.]]
Man: Nobody cares that much about you.
Girl: Shut up, spy!

{{Header: bleed out at wondermark.com}}
{{Alt-text: they probably have some kind of graph with all of your moods}}

#076; In which Deeper Issues are only hinted at transcribed by in

[[A man looks at the ground through a telescope. A girl, sitting on a stool, reads next to him.]]
Girl: This story illustrates exactly how I feel!

[[The man continues looking through the telescope.]]
Man: So?
Girl: So, the only logical explanation is that the publisher is spying on me!

[[The girl continues her tirade.]]
Girl: Watching my every move, charting my every emotion…

[[The girl finishes.]]
Girl: My privacy is gone! My civil liberties violated! I hope my hair looks okay.

[[Silence.]]

[[The man offers a retort.]]
Man: Nobody cares that much about you.
Girl: Shut up, spy!

{{Header: bleed out at wondermark.com}}
{{Alt-text: they probably have some kind of graph with all of your moods}}

#076; In which Deeper Issues are only hinted at transcribed by in

[[A man looks at the ground through a telescope. A girl, sitting on a stool, reads next to him.]]
Girl: This story illustrates exactly how I feel!

[[The man continues looking through the telescope.]]
Man: So?
Girl: So, the only logical explanation is that the publisher is spying on me!

[[The girl continues her tirade.]]
Girl: Watching my every move, charting my every emotion...

[[The girl finishes.]]
Girl: My privacy is gone! My civil liberties violated! I hope my hair looks okay.

[[Silence.]]

[[The man offers a retort.]]
Man: Nobody cares that much about you.
Girl: Shut up, spy!

{{Header: bleed out at wondermark.com}}
{{Alt-text: they probably have some kind of graph with all of your moods}}

they probably have some kind of graph with all of your moods

#076; In which Deeper Issues are only hinted at

  — October 12th, 2004

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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