Comic Transcripts

– You know, Jeeves, I’ve already broken my New Year’s resolution.
– Have you, Madam.

– I’d resolved to be more socially responsible with my billions, but it just hasn’t happened.
– Surely there’s still time?

– Perhaps. That reminds me. I’ve evicted your family and bulldozed your house to build a car wash that’ll fit my Humvee.

– But enough about me. Did YOU make a resolution, Jeeves?
– Yes, but it’s proving very hard to keep.

header: resolve slowly at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: we mock the rich but really, they ARE better than us

#075; In which a Family is callously disregarded transcribed by in

– You know, Jeeves, I’ve already broken my New Year’s resolution.
– Have you, Madam.

– I’d resolved to be more socially responsible with my billions, but it just hasn’t happened.
– Surely there’s still time?

– Perhaps. That reminds me. I’ve evicted your family and bulldozed your house to build a car wash that’ll fit my Humvee.

– But enough about me. Did YOU make a resolution, Jeeves?
– Yes, but it’s proving very hard to keep.

header: resolve slowly at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: we mock the rich but really, they ARE better than us

#075; In which a Family is callously disregarded transcribed by in

- You know, Jeeves, I've already broken my New Year's resolution.
- Have you, Madam.

- I'd resolved to be more socially responsible with my billions, but it just hasn't happened.
- Surely there's still time?

- Perhaps. That reminds me. I've evicted your family and bulldozed your house to build a car wash that'll fit my Humvee.

- But enough about me. Did YOU make a resolution, Jeeves?
- Yes, but it's proving very hard to keep.

header: resolve slowly at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: we mock the rich but really, they ARE better than us

we mock the rich but really, they ARE better than us

#075; In which a Family is callously disregarded

  — October 5th, 2004

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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