Comic Transcripts

– Take a deep breath…
– GRUAAH

– Let it out, easy does it.
– HOURAKK

– Calmy, gently. Take another breath, easy now.
– WHOOUAG

– May I say, Madam, there are easier ways to dry your nails.
– He’s trying to vomit my watch back out.
– It was shiny!

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#077; In which Vomiting is induced transcribed by in

– Take a deep breath…
– GRUAAH

– Let it out, easy does it.
– HOURAKK

– Calmy, gently. Take another breath, easy now.
– WHOOUAG

– May I say, Madam, there are easier ways to dry your nails.
– He’s trying to vomit my watch back out.
– It was shiny!

header: lots more fun at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: this happens to me all the time

#077; In which Vomiting is induced transcribed by in

- Take a deep breath...
- GRUAAH

- Let it out, easy does it.
- HOURAKK

- Calmy, gently. Take another breath, easy now.
- WHOOUAG

- May I say, Madam, there are easier ways to dry your nails.
- He's trying to vomit my watch back out.
- It was shiny!

header: lots more fun at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: this happens to me all the time

this happens to me all the time

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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