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LEON [[gently caressing the horse BUTTERCUP]]: You can’t be a veterinarian if you love animals. Always seeing them in pain…and so often knowing there’s nothing you can do… …it would deaden your sensitivity to the preciousness of all the Earth’s living things.

LEON: A better vet would be someone SOCIOPATHICALLY INDIFFERENT to the suffering of God’s creatures. Only then would he or she be able to maintain professionalism in the face of each day’s crippling tragedy.

LEON: That’s why I should be your first choice for pet surgery! I’ll display an inhuman detachment during your Snookie’s suffering, or you get half off your first cremation! Leon’s Budget Veterinary – on Sixth, upstairs from Payday-Loans-N-Go!
MARC [[running the camera]]: I think we need to have a talk about marketing.

{{header: killer deals at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.}}

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LEON [[gently caressing the horse BUTTERCUP]]: You can’t be a veterinarian if you love animals. Always seeing them in pain…and so often knowing there’s nothing you can do… …it would deaden your sensitivity to the preciousness of all the Earth’s living things.

LEON: A better vet would be someone SOCIOPATHICALLY INDIFFERENT to the suffering of God’s creatures. Only then would he or she be able to maintain professionalism in the face of each day’s crippling tragedy.

LEON: That’s why I should be your first choice for pet surgery! I’ll display an inhuman detachment during your Snookie’s suffering, or you get half off your first cremation! Leon’s Budget Veterinary – on Sixth, upstairs from Payday-Loans-N-Go!
MARC [[running the camera]]: I think we need to have a talk about marketing.

{{header: killer deals at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.}}

#409; In which a Leon films a Commercial transcribed by in

LEON [[gently caressing the horse BUTTERCUP]]: You can't be a veterinarian if you love animals. Always seeing them in pain...and so often knowing there's nothing you can do... ...it would deaden your sensitivity to the preciousness of all the Earth's living things.

LEON: A better vet would be someone SOCIOPATHICALLY INDIFFERENT to the suffering of God's creatures. Only then would he or she be able to maintain professionalism in the face of each day's crippling tragedy.

LEON: That's why I should be your first choice for pet surgery! I'll display an inhuman detachment during your Snookie's suffering, or you get half off your first cremation! Leon's Budget Veterinary - on Sixth, upstairs from Payday-Loans-N-Go!
MARC [[running the camera]]: I think we need to have a talk about marketing.

{{header: killer deals at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.}}

Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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