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LEON [[gently caressing the horse BUTTERCUP]]: You can’t be a veterinarian if you love animals. Always seeing them in pain…and so often knowing there’s nothing you can do… …it would deaden your sensitivity to the preciousness of all the Earth’s living things.

LEON: A better vet would be someone SOCIOPATHICALLY INDIFFERENT to the suffering of God’s creatures. Only then would he or she be able to maintain professionalism in the face of each day’s crippling tragedy.

LEON: That’s why I should be your first choice for pet surgery! I’ll display an inhuman detachment during your Snookie’s suffering, or you get half off your first cremation! Leon’s Budget Veterinary – on Sixth, upstairs from Payday-Loans-N-Go!
MARC [[running the camera]]: I think we need to have a talk about marketing.

{{header: killer deals at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.}}

#409; In which a Leon films a Commercial transcribed by in

LEON [[gently caressing the horse BUTTERCUP]]: You can’t be a veterinarian if you love animals. Always seeing them in pain…and so often knowing there’s nothing you can do… …it would deaden your sensitivity to the preciousness of all the Earth’s living things.

LEON: A better vet would be someone SOCIOPATHICALLY INDIFFERENT to the suffering of God’s creatures. Only then would he or she be able to maintain professionalism in the face of each day’s crippling tragedy.

LEON: That’s why I should be your first choice for pet surgery! I’ll display an inhuman detachment during your Snookie’s suffering, or you get half off your first cremation! Leon’s Budget Veterinary – on Sixth, upstairs from Payday-Loans-N-Go!
MARC [[running the camera]]: I think we need to have a talk about marketing.

{{header: killer deals at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.}}

#409; In which a Leon films a Commercial transcribed by in

LEON [[gently caressing the horse BUTTERCUP]]: You can't be a veterinarian if you love animals. Always seeing them in pain...and so often knowing there's nothing you can do... ...it would deaden your sensitivity to the preciousness of all the Earth's living things.

LEON: A better vet would be someone SOCIOPATHICALLY INDIFFERENT to the suffering of God's creatures. Only then would he or she be able to maintain professionalism in the face of each day's crippling tragedy.

LEON: That's why I should be your first choice for pet surgery! I'll display an inhuman detachment during your Snookie's suffering, or you get half off your first cremation! Leon's Budget Veterinary - on Sixth, upstairs from Payday-Loans-N-Go!
MARC [[running the camera]]: I think we need to have a talk about marketing.

{{header: killer deals at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.}}

Leon is pretty sure this is how he wants to position his business.

#409; In which a Leon films a Commercial

  — May 20th, 2008

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New ways to get Bolted!

July 24, 2026 by David Malki !

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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