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[[A man who looks suspiciously like Napoleon greets a dejected-looking man wearing a barrel, DARRYL.]]

EMPEROR: Morning, Darryl. How goes the latest money-making scheme?
DARRYL: Not great, Emperor. And yourself?

[[A Native American man appears beside Darryl.]]

DARRYL: Meet my partner, Romeo Buchanan. We’ve got a sure-fire plan to make a million bucks an hour!
ROMEO BUCHANAN: HOW.

DARRYL: And a greeting to you as well, Romeo!
ROMEO BUCHANAN: No, I mean how the hell you gonna swing THAT, Paleface?

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[[A man who looks suspiciously like Napoleon greets a dejected-looking man wearing a barrel, DARRYL.]]

EMPEROR: Morning, Darryl. How goes the latest money-making scheme?
DARRYL: Not great, Emperor. And yourself?

[[A Native American man appears beside Darryl.]]

DARRYL: Meet my partner, Romeo Buchanan. We've got a sure-fire plan to make a million bucks an hour!
ROMEO BUCHANAN: HOW.

DARRYL: And a greeting to you as well, Romeo!
ROMEO BUCHANAN: No, I mean how the hell you gonna swing THAT, Paleface?

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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