Comic Transcripts

KING’S MAN: *Ho there!* Make way for the King’s man!
OTHER MAN: *Ho there!* The King is a boogerwad!

KING’S MAN: *W-what!!* How *dare* you *slander* the king!
OTHER MAN: The King seized my land! Salted my crops! Cancelled my Netflix!
OTHER MAN: All I have left to my name is my irrepressible love of dance!

OTHER MAN: Tah tah
OTHER MAN: Ba-dow
OTHER MAN: Biddly bop!

OTHER MAN: That’s a little ditty I call “Death to Boogerwads.”
OTHER MAN: Tell me how you like *that!*
KING’S MAN: Well as a general statement about boogerwads in the abstract I’m sure it’s fine

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KING'S MAN: *Ho there!* Make way for the King's man!
OTHER MAN: *Ho there!* The King is a boogerwad!

KING'S MAN: *W-what!!* How *dare* you *slander* the king!
OTHER MAN: The King seized my land! Salted my crops! Cancelled my Netflix!
OTHER MAN: All I have left to my name is my irrepressible love of dance!

OTHER MAN: Tah tah
OTHER MAN: Ba-dow
OTHER MAN: Biddly bop!

OTHER MAN: That's a little ditty I call "Death to Boogerwads."
OTHER MAN: Tell me how you like *that!*
KING'S MAN: Well as a general statement about boogerwads in the abstract I'm sure it's fine

{{header: long live WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it raises some excellent points about their grossness, sliminess, and unfitness to rule a modern nation-staHEEEYYY HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE}}

it raises some excellent points about their grossness, sliminess, and unfitness to rule a modern nation-staHEEEYYY HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE

#994; In which the King is denounced

  — January 10th, 2014

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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