Comic Transcripts

KING’S MAN: *Ho there!* Make way for the King’s man!
OTHER MAN: *Ho there!* The King is a boogerwad!

KING’S MAN: *W-what!!* How *dare* you *slander* the king!
OTHER MAN: The King seized my land! Salted my crops! Cancelled my Netflix!
OTHER MAN: All I have left to my name is my irrepressible love of dance!

OTHER MAN: Tah tah
OTHER MAN: Ba-dow
OTHER MAN: Biddly bop!

OTHER MAN: That’s a little ditty I call “Death to Boogerwads.”
OTHER MAN: Tell me how you like *that!*
KING’S MAN: Well as a general statement about boogerwads in the abstract I’m sure it’s fine

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{{alt-text: it raises some excellent points about their grossness, sliminess, and unfitness to rule a modern nation-staHEEEYYY HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE}}

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KING'S MAN: *Ho there!* Make way for the King's man!
OTHER MAN: *Ho there!* The King is a boogerwad!

KING'S MAN: *W-what!!* How *dare* you *slander* the king!
OTHER MAN: The King seized my land! Salted my crops! Cancelled my Netflix!
OTHER MAN: All I have left to my name is my irrepressible love of dance!

OTHER MAN: Tah tah
OTHER MAN: Ba-dow
OTHER MAN: Biddly bop!

OTHER MAN: That's a little ditty I call "Death to Boogerwads."
OTHER MAN: Tell me how you like *that!*
KING'S MAN: Well as a general statement about boogerwads in the abstract I'm sure it's fine

{{header: long live WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it raises some excellent points about their grossness, sliminess, and unfitness to rule a modern nation-staHEEEYYY HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE}}

it raises some excellent points about their grossness, sliminess, and unfitness to rule a modern nation-staHEEEYYY HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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