Comic Transcripts

YOU’RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN’T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS’ AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY’S.
SO YOU’RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
“PETER CELSHING”
AND
“ALEC GWIMESS”

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2 transcribed by in

YOU’RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN’T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS’ AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY’S.
SO YOU’RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
“PETER CELSHING”
AND
“ALEC GWIMESS”

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2 transcribed by in

YOU'RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN'T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS' AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY'S.
SO YOU'RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
"PETER CELSHING"
AND
"ALEC GWIMESS"

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

Also starring Mark Hannnill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2

  — May 2nd, 2012

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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