#1081; The Lingering Icebergs, Part 1 (of 3)

Comic Transcripts

[[A man with a pointed mustache is sitting at a table in a top hat, writing something with a quill.]]
Tophat: I love finding old to-do lists from months or years ago.
Tophat: Sometimes I can check off, like, half of it instantly. I did eventually do that and that and that!
Tophat: You have no power here! I did you!

[[A disinterested-looking young girl joins the conversation.]]
Tophat: Other items I realize I didn’t ever do, and that’s okay. The sky didn’t fall. Nobody died. I thought it was super important at the time, but I’m over it now.
Tophat: And then… there’s the icebergs.
Dilettante: Icebergs?

Tophat: The stuff I didn’t finish then and still haven’t finished now.
Tophat: Still bobbing in my life like a giant cold iceberg. I can chip away at it, but there’s always so. Much. More.

Tophat: Wherever I go, whatever else I do, the iceberg follows. Silent… immense… stark in its beauty, but impenetrable.
Tophat: Too many of them can surround, freeze, lock me in place until I can’t move at all! Icebound.

Tophat: What’s the date on this list? Two years ago. I sighted these icebergs then.
Tophat: They are patient. They are silent. They reflect my shortcomings in their gleaming facets.

Tophat: I hate finding old to-do lists

{{header: keep doing that WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the only thing not crossed out on this list is ‘figure out how to reconcile yourself to a level of productivity that you can reasonably achieve’}}

#1081; The Lingering Icebergs, Part 1 (of 3) transcribed by in

Tophat: The stuff I didn’t finish then and still haven’t finished now.
Tophat: Still bobbing in my life like a giant cold iceberg. I can chip away at it, but there’s always so. Much. More.

Tophat: What’s the date on this list? Two years ago. I sighted these icebergs then.
Tophat: They are patient. They are silent. They reflect my shortcomings in their gleaming facets.

Tophat: I hate finding old to-do lists

#1081; The Lingering Icebergs, Part 1 (of 3) transcribed by in

[[A disinterested-looking young girl joins the conversation.]]
Tophat: Other items I realize I didn't ever do, and that's okay. The sky didn't fall. Nobody died. I thought it was super important at the time, but I'm over it now.
Tophat: And then... there's the icebergs.
Dilettante: Icebergs?

Tophat: The stuff I didn't finish then and still haven't finished now.
Tophat: Still bobbing in my life like a giant cold iceberg. I can chip away at it, but there's always so. Much. More.

Tophat: Wherever I go, whatever else I do, the iceberg follows. Silent... immense... stark in its beauty, but impenetrable.
Tophat: Too many of them can surround, freeze, lock me in place until I can't move at all! Icebound.

Tophat: What's the date on this list? Two years ago. I sighted these icebergs then.
Tophat: They are patient. They are silent. They reflect my shortcomings in their gleaming facets.

Tophat: I hate finding old to-do lists

{{header: keep doing that WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the only thing not crossed out on this list is 'figure out how to reconcile yourself to a level of productivity that you can reasonably achieve'}}

the only thing not crossed out on this list is 'figure out how to reconcile yourself to a level of productivity that you can reasonably achieve'

#1081; The Lingering Icebergs, Part 1 (of 3)

— December 1st, 2014

[ Tags: nostalgia, productivity, theory ] Permalink: https://wondermark.com/c/1081/

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The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

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Comic Transcripts

#1081; The Lingering Icebergs, Part 1 (of 3)

— December 1st, 2014

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