Comic Transcripts

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{header: resistance is WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

#658; In which Suspicion is aroused transcribed by in

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{header: resistance is WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

#658; In which Suspicion is aroused transcribed by in

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{header: resistance is WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!

This is one of 50 Posts About Cyborgs, a project spearheaded by Tim Maly to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the coining of the term.

Take a closer look at the cyborg girl here.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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