Comic Transcripts

JAMES: I- I was playing with my truck? A-and it fell into a puddle and got muddy? Why do these things happen, Daddy? Why is the world full of misery?

ANTON: Think of it this way. In an infinite theoretical future, we’ve mastered time travel a million times over, right? That means than an infinite number of time travelers have already come back to fix everything that needed fixing. They’ve created the best possible universe for us! Anything bad that still happens must have been a compromise to prevent something even worse.

JAMES: But if humanity lasts long enough to master time travel, then wouldn’t we be overrun with time travelers? Doesn’t the fact that we’re not mean that humanity is doomed?
ANTON: We ARE overrun with time travelers, sweetie pie. You just don’t recognize them.

ANTON: All ants are actually humans from the future. Resource scarcity will not be kind to our evolution.
JAMES: This is just another trick to try and get me to worship ants

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#659; O Theoretical Saviors transcribed by in

JAMES: I- I was playing with my truck? A-and it fell into a puddle and got muddy? Why do these things happen, Daddy? Why is the world full of misery?

ANTON: Think of it this way. In an infinite theoretical future, we’ve mastered time travel a million times over, right? That means than an infinite number of time travelers have already come back to fix everything that needed fixing. They’ve created the best possible universe for us! Anything bad that still happens must have been a compromise to prevent something even worse.

JAMES: But if humanity lasts long enough to master time travel, then wouldn’t we be overrun with time travelers? Doesn’t the fact that we’re not mean that humanity is doomed?
ANTON: We ARE overrun with time travelers, sweetie pie. You just don’t recognize them.

ANTON: All ants are actually humans from the future. Resource scarcity will not be kind to our evolution.
JAMES: This is just another trick to try and get me to worship ants

{{header: have faith in WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: dads!! so full of tricks!!}}

#659; O Theoretical Saviors transcribed by in

JAMES: I- I was playing with my truck? A-and it fell into a puddle and got muddy? Why do these things happen, Daddy? Why is the world full of misery?

ANTON: Think of it this way. In an infinite theoretical future, we've mastered time travel a million times over, right? That means than an infinite number of time travelers have already come back to fix everything that needed fixing. They've created the best possible universe for us! Anything bad that still happens must have been a compromise to prevent something even worse.

JAMES: But if humanity lasts long enough to master time travel, then wouldn't we be overrun with time travelers? Doesn't the fact that we're not mean that humanity is doomed?
ANTON: We ARE overrun with time travelers, sweetie pie. You just don't recognize them.

ANTON: All ants are actually humans from the future. Resource scarcity will not be kind to our evolution.
JAMES: This is just another trick to try and get me to worship ants

{{header: have faith in WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: dads!! so full of tricks!!}}

dads!! so full of tricks!!!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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