#430; In which Jordan excels at Sport

Comic Transcripts

[[JORDAN creeps up on his father, who is asleep in a chair. Jordan holds a thin stick.]]
JORDAN: …The crowd holds their collective breath.
Now, after four agonizing hours, the world record is within reach!
Can he do it? Can he top the performance of China’s Xiao Fei Shin at last year’s international championships?

JORDAN: He’s taking his stance for the lunge.
In five seconds, Jordan Carruthers will either be THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION of driving sticks into sleeping fathers’ ears, or GROUNDED FOR LIFE.

[[Outside the study, JORDAN’S SISTER listens at the door.]]
FATHER: AAAHHHHHHH
SISTER (thinks): At this rate I won’t even make it to the semis!

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#430; In which Jordan excels at Sport transcribed by in

JORDAN: He’s taking his stance for the lunge.
In five seconds, Jordan Carruthers will either be THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION of driving sticks into sleeping fathers’ ears, or GROUNDED FOR LIFE.

[[Outside the study, JORDAN’S SISTER listens at the door.]]
FATHER: AAAHHHHHHH
SISTER (thinks): At this rate I won’t even make it to the semis!

{{Header: do your best at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: those chinese kids train from birth, man, from BIRTH}}

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In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.