#658; In which Suspicion is aroused

Comic Transcripts

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

#658; In which Suspicion is aroused transcribed by in

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

#658; In which Suspicion is aroused transcribed by in

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!